peppa pig/mari snaps

"guys. what if i committed arson," asked peppa. "why would u do that lol?" asked abry. fucking hell aubro pick a side "i mean it sounds kind of cool. i would want to do that" said kel, eating cheetos like the boyboss he is.

suddenly, someone slammed open the door. "THAT IS IT I AM AT MY FUCKING LIMIT" screamed mari as she grabbed a shotgun, loaded it, and shot the intruder in the fucking head. "USE. THE GODDAMN. WINDOW NEXT TIME." she said, practically screaming crying and throwing up everywhere. "mari are you fucking ok??" asked hero, genuinely concerned. "NO. NO HERO, I AM NOT." said peppa, crying.

kelsey got up to look at the intruder, and what do you know, it was that skank bitch dora. "i thought i killed you," said sunnye, confused. "you what???" asked kel. "nothing," snnuy said. "thought this hoe was dead is all. this is so not girlboss." snynu said. "sussy please stop i cannot understand any of the terms youre using rn" kel said angirly "thats bc ur mid." respnded snuy. "what the fuck does that even mea" kleo start cry

(suntan angst 😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😭😭) [not really dw]

"no, klodle no cry pleas. am sorry. im realy sorry for hitting the griddy." sunyu said apologetically. "sunuy i cant understand half of what you say anymore. youre not the same person. i miss the old susny." snuuy stared at him, tears forming in his eyes (amongus?) "you...................................you think im differnet? please, kle, i can do better. i can be better." kel start cry more. "only if u promise. promise me, susny." susnt wiped his tears with his hadn. "i promise," he said. then they hugged and became more gay than before. they kiss and got remarried at walmart again. no, they didnt divorce, but their love was so strong they wanted to second marry.

meanwhile, with chase and miku....

"so, spaceboy and the maverick. yall are saying mari hurt you too?" asked miku. "yes," said the maverick and spaceboy at the same time. "and youll join our forces in exchange for burgers on your mind." said chase paw patrol. "yes," they said at the same time again. "great. tomorrow, we take action."

(remember how i said mari in the hospital will be a major event? yeah, that happens soon. also, got any ideas for the next chapter? i am desperate and my heads empty.)

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