@thedecentblack
    why am i getting so many dms that say 'we ship it'

        @prongsiepotters
             that, my dear padfoot, is people thinking that you and michelle should date. i dont approve of this.

        @michelle_p
            of course, @prongsiepotters. i take one photo of sirius and everyone thinks we should date.

        @lilsevans 
             tbh, not trying to be weird, but im not against it. 

        @prongsiepotters
            are you kidding? @lilsevans, sirius is my best friend. padfoot, my main man.

        @michelle_p 
           @pronsiepotters you're dating my best friend. not saying i would date sirius, but its literally just like you and lily.

        @thedecentblack
             you know, @prongsiepotters, @michelle_p is actually right.

        @thefriendlyghost
            do you people even have a life?

    @r_lupin
         why am i never shipped with anyone?

          @petty_pettigrew
               im never shipped with anyone either. we're the loners.

         @sev_snape
             you aren't alone.

         @cissyblack
              get a girlfriend/boyfriend. c'mon, get out there n stuff.

         @kinny_marlene
              poor remus. if you want to be shipped with someone, you don't know what it's like.

        @prongsiepotters
            people try and force you to date someone. and when you dont date them, everyone gets angry.