(I'll be doing all kinds of fandoms, and I apologize if you don't get it!)

DMSP:
Technoblade: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

Tommy: WHY. why did you give Ranboo a KNIFE?!
Tubbo: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Tommy: Now I feel unsafe!
Tubbo: I'm sorry.
Tubbo: ... would you like a knife?

Quackity: bitches b like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches

Gogy: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Gogy: *punches wall*
Gogy:
Gogy: Take me to the hospital.

Eret: If you can't beat them, dress better than them

CREEPYPASTA:

Jeff the Killer, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Eyeless Jack: You did WHAT–
Ben Drowned: William Snakepeare

Slenderman: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.

Ticci Toby: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

MHA:
Bakugo: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you.

Deku: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

Sero: While I'm gone, Denki, you're in charge.
Denki: Yes!!!
Sero, whispering: Kiri, you're secretly in charge.
Kiri: Obviously.

Izuku Midoriya: Looking left cause you don't treat me right
Ochako Uraraka: Looking right because you left
Tenya Iida: Looking up cause you let me down
Shoto Todoroki: Looking down cause you fucked up
Tsuyu Asui: What is wrong with you guys

Izuku Midoriya: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Ochako Uraraka: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Tenya Iida?
Tenya Iida: Probably "road work ahead".
Shoto Todoroki: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

DANGANRONPA:

Mondo: You're right.
Taka: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Kokichi: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Nagito: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress-

Shuichi: You have to apologize to Kaede
Kokichi: Fine.
Kokichi: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Makoto: Time for plan G.
Byakuya: Don't you mean plan B?
Makoto: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Mondo: What about plan D?
Makoto: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Ishi: What about plan E?
Makoto: I'm hoping not to use it. Leon dies in plan E.
Sayaka: I like plan E.

Kiyondo: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Kiyotaka: I think you mean cards.
Kiyondo, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.