The Innocent One changed the chat name to Turtles Are Cute

The Innocent One: OH MY GODS LOOK AT IT

Beauty Queen: oh my god it's so cute

The Innocent One: RIGHT?!?

Wise Girl: have you just been looking at baby turtles all day

The Innocent One: of course, what else would I be doing

The Innocent One: they must be protected at all costs

Lesbihonest: Albino baby

The Innocent One: LOOK AT IT

The Lesbian Archer: Squirt 

The Innocent One: BABY TURTLES

The Innocent One: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

The Innocent One: MY BABIES

The Innocent One: CUTENESS

Beauty Queen: you are insane

The Innocent One: ISN'T IT GREAT?!

Lesbihonest: why do you love turtles so much?

The Innocent One: because they eat the pink squishy things in the sea 

Wise Girl: jellyfish 

The Innocent One: pink squishy things

Wise Girl: alright then

Beauty Queen: it's on a skateboard

The Innocent One: OH MY GODS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

This is a new headcannon of mine where Hazel loves baby turtles