BROS BEFORE HOES

yangyang
good morning losers

Kun
*hits you*

Yangyang
hit or miss, I guess
they never miss huh ?

Doyoung
Shoot him again

Kun
delivered

Lucas
hello guys

Johnny
hi

Taeyong
wsup bro

Taeil
Hey

Mark
idk what to say
yall greeted him
with all the words
ik

Ten
just ignore
him

Haechan
that's a good spirit

Winwin
hello cuties $^@*$

Haechan
hi sicheng

Lucas
so, I was ordering
a birthday cake for
Lee Soman over the
phone

Lucas
the decorator
just asked me how
I would like my cake
to say

Taeyong
what did you tell
him then ?

Lucas
I told him that I didn't
want a talking cake

Jungwoo
talking cake ? never seen
smtg like that before...

Lucas
I was shocked too !

Mark
woah I never thought
about this you just
opened my eyes bro

Doyoung
hit them

Kun
delivered

Jaehyun
why would u buy
Lee Soman smtg
so precious

Johnny
It's not like we're
enjoying his existence

Lucas
I just thought he would
be kind to me back

Taeyong
oh boy

Ten
tf keep it down
with ur stupidity
I'm trying to think

Haechan
trying anything
for the first time is
hard

Ten
this bitch

Taeil
btw where did yuta
sleep last night

Winwin
yutita was not
in our room... :(

Taeil
right, all night

Taeyong
its not like ive been
sharing his location on
my phone but

Mark
bro that's creepy

Taeyong
I have to know
what my babies r
doing dont judge

Taeyong
let me just say that
he had some

Mark
Ahahahaha some what

Johnny
they fucked

Mark
Oh, that ok

Doyoung
he said not to
mind his business

Yuta is online

Eriin is online

Jaehyun
here they are

Taeil
you

Eriin
today is a wonderful
day

Haechan
it's getting
juicyyy

Taeyong
what r u still
doing here hyuck?

Haechan
fine... but tell
me later whether
they slept together
or not

Haechan is offline

Erin
wait

Jungwoo
dont mind them
they're being
annoying as always

Mark
but did u really
like you know like
do that ?

Eriin
YUTA

Yuta
TAEYONG

Taeyong
It was me, yes 

Eriin
ugh

Johnny
so you're obv
dating right now,
right ?

Eriin
I guess

Yuta
You guess ?

Eriin
You haven't asked
dumbass

Lucas
I knew she deserved
better

Xiaojun
Just go on a date

Yuta
sounds good

Eriin
Really ? I'm in

Haechan
Can't believe Yuta
is taking it seriously
for the first time...

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I cant thank yall enough for appreciating this book ! A last chapter of the date will be posted for sure ❤️