Thomas: "Hey, this is Thomas! I'm probably confused about something and the moment about anything or everything and can't come to the phone right now. Leave me a message and maybe it will confuse me even more."

Newt: "Hello there! I am busy right now, please leave me a message!"

Minho: *music playing in background* "YO THIS IS MINHO, I AINT HERE,
LEAVE A MESSAGE, FOR YOUR DEAR!" ;)

Gally: "The captain isn't here, so leave your message after the honk!" *ship horn plays*