way shorter than last chapter don't kill me pls.

sol hates seungkwan: guYS

slothwoo: what do you want now 

mingew: I MADE A MIXTURE OF GOLDFISH CRACKERS ICE CREAM AND MAC N CHEESE WHO WANTS IT

1010hosh: me

seokass: me

woozi: me so i can die and get out of my misery

sol hates seungkwan: your death dish is not important right now 

mingew: excus u

sol hates seungkwan: excus u

sol hates seungkwan: but guYS GUESS WHAT

jeonghan: i got a haircut

sol hates seungkwan: NO ONE CARES

jeonghan: the

jeonghan: ungrateful shit 

dino: see jeonghan another reason why im better than him

sol hates seungkwan: SEUNGKWAN IS ABOUT AN HOUR AWAY FROM ME

slothwoo: congrats !! you finally met the love of your life

slothwoo: well youre close anyways

sol hates seungkwan: the

dino: the

scoups: the

jeonghan: the

woozi: the

seokass: the 

1010hosh: the 

mingew: the

junjunjun: hey guys im back sorry i wasnt on minghao kind of set the house on fire three times in a row again

the8: whoops

junjunjun: whoops my ass

the8: gladly

slothwoo: handsope a perfect example is junhao

slothwoo: they fight each other a lot

slothwoo: well more like minghao fights jun

slothwoo: but they still love each other just like u and seungkwan do but u two are too dumb to realize

slothwoo: o wait fuck

slothwoo: anyways um jun the only reason minghao sets stuff on fire is to get your attention now date him

the8: WONWOO YOU FUCKING CUNT

slothwoo: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CUNT YOU SHOULD BE CALLING JUN THAT WHEN HE'S TOO DUMB TO REALIZE YOU LIKE HIM

junjunjun: IM NOT THAT DUMB IM JUST A COWARD AND TOO SCARED TO ASK

the8: COWARD MY ASS YOU TRIED TO STRIP AT MY 16TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

junjunjun: IT WAS ONE TIME OKAY

the8: WE HAD TO LITERALLY THROW YOU INTO THE POOL

junjunjun: I WAS JOKING

the8: that was back when you had the manbun why didnt you keep it

junjunjun: didnt you say it looked ugly

the8: did not

junjunjun: did too

the8: DID NOT YOU FAT LARD

junjunjun: I JUST BREATHED LET ME LIVE FOR LIKE 4 SECONDS JESUS CHRIST

slothwoo: see they have a playful hatred for each other but love each other dearly

slothwoo: i think

mingew: reminds me of u and i when we were 15

slothwoo: i still hate you

mingew: thanks for the info xoxo

slothwoo: fuck off

sol hates seungkwan: wait so basically all of you guys like each other

slothwoo: yes

woozi: no

dino: yes

jeonghan: yes

mingew: idk about u guys but im loving my cruncy cheese ice cream

slothwoo: fuck off

slothwoo: youre gonna die and im not paying for the funeral

mingew: love u too

slothwoo: mingyu i will literally launch myself into space