Apple.

Apples are red.

Red is a colour.

Wait. Hold on a second. Apples can also be green.

Apples are red or green.

Red and green are Christmas colours.

Christmas is in December.

December starts with D and ends in R.

You know what else starts with D and ends in R? That's right. Deer.

Who's the most famous Deer? Bambi.

Bambi is a movie.

Bambi was played in a cinema.

Cinema rhymes with America.

America from Hetalia is blond.

Naruto from Naruto is also blond.

As we already know, Naruto is part of the illuminati which means they are working together.

Here's more evidence.

Naruto has 1 letter more than Apple.

Apple has 1 letter more than deer.

Deer has 1 letter more than eye.

One of the illuminati signs is an eye on a green (which is a colour that an apple could be) triangle.

APPLE IS ILLUMINATI:
CONFIRMED!