Remus not looking up from his book: what did he do now

James: HE SMILED

Remus: at you?

James: no at his dumb friends but HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL

Remus: go away james

James: shut up i watched you pine over sirius for years let me have this

Remus: go on
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Sirius, walking in the dorm room: who'd you sneak in here? evans?

James, trying to flatten out his sheets: what! why would you say that

Sirius: looking at the sheets was the only explanation i need

Remus, sniffing the air: is that eucalyptus i smell?

Peter, smirking: yeah i smell it too

Sirius: eucalyptus?

James:

Remus: you know i seem to remember regulus smelling like eucalyptus

Peter: for some reason, i do too

James:

Sirius: james, who was in here?

James, turning to remus and peter: i hate you both for this

Sirius: are you shagging my brother?!
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James: -and my mum said she loves me-

Regulus: HAHA

James: ...

Regulus: ...oh shit, was that not a joke?

James: .........

Regulus: ......

James: WHY WOULD THAT BE A JOKE???

Sirius, appearing in the doorway: if it helps, when he first told me his dad hugged him, i spent the next week trying to figure out if he was joking or if i'd misheard hex as hug

James: that... just makes me even more concerned for both of you
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*in a crisis*

Lily: okay just think straight

James: *swings both sides violently*

Sirius: *straight as a roundabout*

Remus: *definition of disaster bisexual*

Sirius: we're fucked
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Ted: *after running away with Andromeda in seventh-year* So uh... what're you doing?

Andromeda: *furiously signing papers* adopting Sirius.

Sirius: :D
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Remus walks in on James holding up Regulus

Remus: air jail?

James: air jail.

Regulus: *hisses*

James: he tried to kill sirius

Remus: why?

James: *shrugs*

Remus: understandable *leaves the room*
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Lily: so you're animagi?

James: [nods]

Lily: [pointing at sirius] dog?

Sirius: yep

Lily: [turning to james] stag?

James: correct

Lily: [to peter] rat?

Peter: yes

Lily: [pointing at remus] and you are?

Remus: terribly depressed
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Remus: im a monster, theres literally no reason for you to like me

James: theres thousands of ressons

Remus: oh yeah? name them

Sirius: [takes out many rolls of parchment] do you want them in alphabetical or chronological order?
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Bowling night

Regulus: *after losing miserably*
FUCK BOWLING
FUCK THIS
FUCK YOU
FUCK ME

James: yes please-

Sirius: lmaoooo

Peter: i heard THAT

Sirius: wait it was a joke right? right prongs?

James: erm...

Remus: run bambi run!
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Regulus: i cant eat this, its far too hot

James: you're far too hot yet i still manage

Remus: um-

Sirius: WE'RE ON A DOUBLE DATE, IM RIGHT HERE
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very sorry for the late update 💗