Ch.8- A Day At The Beach

Brandon helped Stocking at Panty unload their stuff. He discovered his Ra power could levitate objects, which made it more awesome.  It was difficult, but Brandon managed. Brief was impressed on how much different Brandon seemed.


"Finished at last!" Brandon said happily, as he pitched an umbrella, wiping his head.


Panty and Stocking sat on the hood of the Humvee, and within minutes, men started flocking around them.


Brief sighed. "As expected..."


Brandon glared. "PANTY!!! YOU ACT LIKE YOUR DIRTY SELF AND I'M BRINGING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL TO CHECK YOU FOR AIDS!!!"


Panty kindly flipped Brandon off, as men were eying her and drooling like crazy.


Troy groaned. "They're hopeless."


Brief then eyed Garter over by a barbecue, making hot dogs.


"Hey, lets see if Garter needs help with anything." Brief told the guys.


"I didn't even know he was here!" Brandon laughed. "It's almost like he's following us!"


Garter waved at three friends as they approached his hot dog stand. "Howdy boys! Just cooking some wieners for raising money for the church!"


"Sounds interesting. I never knew how to barbecue before." Troy mentioned.


"It's easy! Just put them on the grill, flip them every once in a while, and make sure they're well done! Brief...would you mind buying me some more? "


"I can help out too! I'll help Brief!" Brandon said.


Brandon and Brief walked to the grocery store, while Troy and Garter had a cooking session, and Troy watched VERY careful where Garter's hands were going.


On the way back from the grocery store, Brief decided to check up on Panty and Stocking. Brandon was shocked when he saw them.


The crowd had grown bigger! In fact, he could barely see them! The men flocking around them were practically suffocating them!


"Hey geek-boy!" Panty called from the crowd. "Come rub some lotion on me, will you?"


Brief walked forward, lathered some lotion on his hands, and Panty lay across the jeep, taking off the top half of her bikini. The instant that happened, Brief's nose was flowing like a waterfall. Brandon groaned.


"Oh god..." He sighed. "He's losing it."


Just then, a huge limo came out of the ocean, and landed right in front of Panty and Stocking's jeep.


Brandon was shocked to see who came out. It was Scanty and Kneesocks!


"Dear sister, this beach is practically a pile of filth." Scanty said.


"Oh, and look who it is, our favourite sisters!" Kneesocks cackled.


Brandon watched this happen, and Panty, Stocking, Kneesocks, and Scanty were throwing their choice words around. However, something didn't feel right with the demon sisters. What happened? It seemed that they changed...like they were...


"Brainwashed!" Brandon abruptly said.


Brandon dashed over to the hot dog stand. Troy couldn't see this...he couldn't...it would destroy him.


Troy was doing particularly well making his hot dogs. He was like a mini-Sanji in a kitchen. The people loved it.


Good, so Troy had a crowd around him. He couldn't see outside the crowd. Thank god.


Brandon looked over to see the demon sisters playing volleyball with Panty and Stocking. Must've been a contest of some sort.


Troy suddenly shrieked. Brandon looked over to see his eyes dead-on the volleyball game.


"Oh...no..." Brandon said.


Troy was dashing over to the competition, thankfully, Brandon caught him.


"Watch it! It isn't our place to say anything!" Brandon said to Troy.


"The demon sisters! I need to speak to them!" Troy complained.


Brandon shook his head. "Control yourself!  We don't know what they're doing here, just wait and observe."


Brandon and Troy walked over to the volleyball match, and payed close attention to the match. It was neck and neck...sometimes the demon sisters would be winning, and then sometimes the angel sisters would win.


When the match was over, the conclusion was that the angel sisters won. People cheered and applauded them loudly. Brandon sighed with relief.


"Okay! Which one of you wants to get butt-naked first?!" Panty yelled.


Brandon's nose bled like a geyser. Troy's mouth dropped to the ground.


Scanty and Kneesocks were undoing their clothes, when they threw out smoke bombs and objects that summoned ghosts.


"Now! Troy! Lets see what's up!" Brandon called out to Troy.


The two of them stood in the way of the demon sisters.


"Scanty! Kneesocks! What the hell was that?" Troy yelled.


Scanty and Kneesocks looked at each other, then looked back at Troy.


"I'm sorry...but who are you?" Kneesocks asked.


Brandon was shocked. "Brandon and Troy! Don't you remember us?!""


"Little boy, please. Our IQ's are extremely high. We're very intelligent. I think we'd know if we remembered you two."


Troy felt like he was shot with a bullet, and fell to the ground. Scanty and Kneesocks ran into the smoke, and vanished.


"Troy...get up! We gotta help Panty and Stocking!" Brandon yelled. "Stop being so dramatic!"


"Um...sure." Troy said, getting up, and wiping his eyes.


Stocking was being wrapped by ghosts, and was red in the face while this was happening (Brandon was scared by this, he couldn't compute this) and Panty had ghosts covering her body (Brandon's nose shot off again).


Troy and Brandon helped and successful destroyed all the ghosts, and help out Panty and Stocking when the battle was over.


Brandon handed Panty a towel. "Err...you might need this to cover...like, everywhere."


Troy hung his head in sadness.


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Garter, Brief, Brandon, Panty, Stocking, and Troy entered the church, to find King Neon sitting on a bench.


Brandon was the first to notice him. "King Neon! What're you doing here?"


King Neon flew over to Brandon and landed on the ground with a light tap. "Nice to see you again, Brandon. Troy, I don't believe we've met, but I'm King Neon. Pleased to meet you."


Troy shrugged his shoulders, still in his depressed mood.


"I come here on urgent business today, Brandon and Troy. It's time to upgrade your powers."


Troys depression vanished. "Seriously?! Wow!"


"However...you must take a test in order to get these. You must battle with...your biggest fear."


Both Troy and Brandon went pale.


"What? Their biggest fear? Pft, I haven't seen them afraid of anything!" Panty remarked.


"Untrue, young lady." Neon added. "Brandon and Troy are scared of something. In fact. What they are scared of is actual characters. Not real, mind you, but individuals."


"Y-yeah..." Brandon said, shaking a bit.


"It's your choice, wether or not you take this test...but be warned, you take this test alone. I'll place you in a scenario in which you will battle with your fear.  Which one shall go first?"


Brandon shook, but slowly raised his hand.


"Brandon, you shall be first anyway!  I was going to pick you anyways."


Brandon started wailing and crying.


"Now...the rest of us shall watch overhead, while you battle down below in the place I put you in.  Good luck!"


King Neon raised his hands, and Brandon's vision blurred.  When it cleared, he was in a dark street.  The lights were barely illuminating the place.


Brandon gulped.  His fear was real now...what would happen?


A snarling came from behind him, a fair distance away.  Brandon slowly turned around and when he did, his eyes nearly popped out of his head and he just about screamed.


There, as Brandon's fear itself come alive, was a blue hedgehog with a demonic, hellish face, grinning at him evilly.


"Lets play a game, Brandon..." It said.


Brandon quivered.  It was him...Brandon had to fight Sonic.exe!

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