Dream's pov
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I started walking home quickly while thinking of ways to kill myself.
What the fuck was that?, I thought to myself. "Dweamy Cweamy"? What the fuck is wrong with him.
I knew George had a crush on me. I mean have you seen him? It's so obvious. If only he wasn't so fucking annoying. His looks are okay, but his personality is utterly disgusting. Something is clearly wrong with him. I took out my phone and started texting Sapnap about what happened. He was just as confused as I was.

When I looked up from my phone I realized I was home. Home sweet home. I opened the door quietly and got in. When I was inside I quickly closed the door and ran up to my room. I didn't want my parents to notice I was out. They would ask all kinds of different questions about school. Usually I wouldn't mind it, but I was too tired to speak. When I was inside my room I instantly flopped down on my bed. I had promised Quackity to play roblox with him. Roblox? Fucking child. Even though I was tired I didn't want to break my promise so I sat down in my chair and got on Discord. I got in a vc channel and waited for Quackity to join. Quackity was my best friend except from Sapnap. Us 3 have been friends since kindergarten. If you ask me, they haven't changed at all. Except for maybe their height and looks. Their personality is the exact same from when I met them. Suddenly I heard a ping from Discord notifying me that someone has sent a message. It was Quackity.

Quackity
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Hey man! Sorry i'm late, I had to help my mom with something!
4:23 pm

Dream (me)
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No worries! R u able to vc now?
4:24 pm

Quackity
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Yeah! Sapnap is joining in like 20 minutes btw!
4:25 pm

Dream
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k!
4:25 pm

I heard a noise meaning someone joined the voice chat.

- "HIIIII" Quackity screamed in my ear. I winced at the loud noise but brushed it off since i'm too tired to yell at him.
- "Hi Quackity!! How are you?" I asked him. Quackity hadn't been at school today because he was sick.
- "I'm feeling better actually! I might come to school tomorrow!"
- "That's great! You've missed so much. We had 5 tests and 8 homework sheets we have to hand in tomorrow." I said jokingly. Whenever someone is sick I always joke with them. I've done this too much but they still believe me each time.
- "WHAT? ARE YOU JOKING?"
As I said, he's too gullible. He believes everything. Including everything else anyone else says. I should really teach him not too believe everything. If someone was trying to kidnap him, saying "I got candy in my van, you want any?", he would probably end up in the back of a van.

- "No you dumbass. Stop believing everything I say."
- "oh." he said. Probably too embarrassed to talk. He was quiet for atleast three minutes before finally speaking up. "Anyway. I heard George talked to you earlier. What did he say?"
- "Don't remind me. That was the creepiest thing ever. He literally called me "Dweamy Cweamy"." I said remembering the event happening earlier.
Quackity was quiet for a second before bursting out laughing. So loud. Great, now I had a headache.
- "ARE YOU. SERIOUS?" He managed to say between his laughs.
- "Wish I wasn't." And I really did.
- "THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE HEARD IN MY LIFE! I CANT BREATHE" he said trying to catch his breath. I want to kill myself. Just kidding.

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A/N
I am so so sorry for not posting😭 I haven't had any motivation at all. I'm going to ty to post more because I actually have an idea with this now. I'm gonna turn it into a semi-serious story. It's going to progress from satire to serious. Whenever I write in Dream's POV (or any other except george) it's going to be serious. George's POV will progress, as I said, from satire to serious, He's gonna get less weird for ever chapter. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this! Feel free to correct me if i've missused a word, spelt anything wrong. As I've said before, English isn't my first language and i'm not fluent in english. Also feel free to give ideas!