-----hey I thought this chapter didn't fit right with what the plot I wanted so the chapter after this is the real second chapter but I decided to leave this up as a funny part and for Janetsilver to have her Jeff quote------

Jeff's pov

My knife never pierced this girls neck but instead my precious knife is now stuck in a tree 100ft away from me and ms. Crazy over here oh and to top it off she has me pinned against a tree and is holding me by the neck........I don't think that she'll let me go if I say uncle either so yeah life for me is great today don't you think? 

"Hey joker face how's it hanging?" The girl asked me.

"Oh quite fine the view up here is fantastic to bad you can't see it." I sarcastically remarked 

"Ooh we have a smart ass here do we?" She said

"Yes the smartest of all thy asses." I dramatically stated back

The girl then did something I did not expect she fucking threw me in the air like I was a ragdoll!

"I like you your sarcasm is funny and your really light, therefore I won't kill you but instead make you my friend." The girl stated happily 

When I fell back Down she caught me and set me on the ground. I never loved the ground so much before but now I do. Anyway I turned around to face this girl she had the prettiest shade of h/c hair and lovely s/c skin and best of all the e/c jewels that were her eyes. Wow she says that she kills and is gorgeous as fuck I'm not going to to lie I might like her. Might. So I ask her what her name is she said y/n and she asked me what my name was and I said Jeff. We climbed a tree and sat on a branch and got to know each other more. When she told me that she was an experiment in a facility I immediately asked her if she killed the scientists that had been experimenting on her and when she said that she did and killed all of the scientists and escaped the facility after the killing spree I got so happy that I found her first. After I was being happy and all I told her all about the creepypasta's and the mansion once y/n heard about it she asked if she was allowed in the masion I thought about it for a minute then I remembered that when I was eating my lemon slenderp was talking about keeping our eyes opened for the experiment I knew that he was interested about it and probably was thinking about making it a new creepypasta or proxy so I told her to come with me to the mansion to see if slenderp would allow her in or just kill her if he sees no potential in y/n.