Alexander Müller

- He is 27 years old

- He is the oldest child of the family

- He is protective, mature, responsible, collected, understanding, patient, independent and calm

- He loves his siblings very much

- He HATES his parents

- He is bisexual

- He is the first sibling that Lake came out as lesbian

- He is a psychologist

- He has a boyfriend named Gunther

- He graduated college with honors

Hansel Müller

- He is 25 years old

- He is the older twin brother of Dieter

- He is older than Dieter in 2 minutes

- He is gay

- He has a boyfriend named Carlton

- Serious Mommy issues and Daddy issues

- He is tough, brave, fearless, protective, rebellious and hotheaded

- He is a karate master

- He is the second oldest child of the family

- He has a huge passion for punk aesthetics

- He is the bad boy of the family

- He has tattoos all over his body

- He is very protective of his siblings

Dieter Müller

- He is 25 years old

- He is the younger twin brother of Hansel

- He is pansexual

- He is the third oldest child of the family

- He is intelligent, observant, quiet, reserved, clever, introverted, hardworking and sophisticated

- Parental issues

- He has a girlfriend named Daisy

- Coffee Addict

- He is a multilingualism teacher

- He was on the debate team back in high school

Janis Müller

- She is 22 years old

- She is the middle child of the family

- She is girly, angelic, fashionable, sociable, affectionate, lady-like, elegant and generous

- She is a seamstress

- She is polygamous polysexual

- She dislikes her parents

- She has a girlfriend named Lizzie

Wilhelmina Müller

- She is 19 years old

- She is the younger child of the family

- Mommy issues

- She is a stripper and a lingerie model

- She is seductive, neat freak, sultry, flirtatious, snarky, very passive aggressive, perverted, self control, dominant, blunt and very freaky

- She works at the stripper club

- She has a soft spot for her fellow strippers and her boss and sees them as her second family

- She is omnisexual

- She has a boyfriend named Franklin and a girlfriend named Alissa

- She goes by her stripper alias by the name of sensual blossom