North dakota: okay so. one thing. leave me alone please im gonna eat ramen while watching hamilton
South dakota: When tf did you like hamilton- AND SHOULDNT WE BE WATCHING CHIRSTMAS MOVIES?
North dakota: since last week. and honstly. sometimes those movies are a bit too cheesy for me
Texas: yeeeaaah you do you im gonna go watch the hunger games again
Delaware: should i trust you.
Texas: THE FRICK YOU TALKIN ABOUT
Del: yknow what i mean
Texas: I aint getting grounded when christmas is nearly here *casually flips off*
Del: *inhales* DDDDDDAAAAAAADDD-
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DC: can i go a day without being scarified. ITS NEARLY THE HOLIDAYS IDIOTS
any state: ..the council has spoken.
DC: NO PLEASE-
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America: help
Ame: my kids want to sacrifice me now.
Ame: THEY THINK THEY NEED TO DO THAT TO GET MORE PRESENTS AT CHRISTMAS
DC: join the club dad...
DC: join the club..