Christa woke up, starting her daily routine as usual, not noticing everyone's shock. She walked to the bathroom to brush her teeth when she saw them. She jumped and gasped at her own reflection. Ears, fluffy cat ears poked through her hair. She screeched and ran out of the bathroom, searching for her girlfriend.
"YMIR, WHAT THE Frick IS THIS?!" she yelled, knowing that some way some how it was ymir's doing.
"What" said ymir, turning her head.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD IT ACTUALLY WORKED" she said, holding her stomach laughing so hard.
"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN 'IT WORKED' WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME??!"
"When I was walking around in town, some old lady said shed grant me a wish for money, and well."
"YOU ASKED FOR CAT EARS??"
"Come on they're cute" said ymir, touching them.

"And also, they're dog ears" se finished, as if that statement made any difference.
Christa let out a heavy sigh.

This sucks