"taehyung i'm sorry, you're beautiful and everything, but i ain't gonna lie, you look like a sexy banana." you remarked, snorting lightly at the end. he chuckled lightly at your phrase, before slowly inching towards and coming very close to your face.

"so i bet you wouldn't mind," he started slowly, moving your hand so that it goes closer to his hips, "if you eat this banana."

he forced your hand into his pants pocket, making your hand grasp around an object and pull it out.

it was an actual banana.

wwyd?