Going to use the RP format for this one because y e s. Also I'm too lazy to animate this.

Signol: *walks in* Player, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?

Player: 17 again?

Signol: Yea.

Player: Pretty sure it fell into the hole.

Signol: What hole- OH MY STARS!

Signol takes a few steps back after nearly falling into the hole in front of Player.

Signol: WHAT IS THAT!?

Player: It's a hole.

Signol: Yea I can see that. What's it doing there?

Player: Well I woke up and came to the Emporium this morning.

Player takes a sip out of their coffee mug.

Player: Then there was a hole.

Signol: What are you going to do about it?

Player: Well, I put a rug over it.

Player: Yeah, it fell in the hole.

Signol: Shall we call Ploque or something?

Player: Oh yeah, I called Ploque yeah.

Signol: Well, where is she?

Player: She's in the hole.

Signol looks behind herself for a moment, then turns back to Player.

Signol: Where is Verano?

Player:

Signol: Player, where is the Star Savior?

Player: They're training.

Signol: Oh. Where do they train?

Player: In the hole.

Signol: MY STARS! How deep even is this thing?

Signol snatches Player's empty coffee cup, then drops it into the hole. There was no sound of the mug shattering into pieces.

Player: That was my favorite mug :(

???: AAAAAAAAAA

Player: Now it's in the hole.

Signol: Player, do you even know what this is? Like, for all we know, it could be an interdimensional wormhole, or a gateway to hell, or-

Signol looks up at Player, only to realize they weren't there.

Signol: Player? Player!? PLAYER!?!?!?!?

Player walks into the room, holding an apple.

Player: Hey what's up, I got a snack.

Player takes a bite out of the apple. Signol seems exasperated

Signol: Player, will you please take this seriously?

A zombie pops out of the hole. Signol starts screaming out of complete fear. Player pulls a gun out of their satchel and starts shooting at the zombie until it goes away.

Signol: What was that!?

Player: Hole person.

Player tosses their apple into the hole.

Signol: WHERE DID IT COME FROM!?

Player facepalmed.

Signol: Right, the hole, yea. Dude, why are you being so calm about this.

Player: I'm more worried about Kydra.

Signol: Who's Kydra-

Kydra breaks through a wall, grabs Signol, and runs off (don't ask why).

Player: That's Kydra.

Player pulls out the movie Signol was looking for out of their satchel.

Player: Oh there it is.

Player accidentally drops the movie into the hole.

Player: Oh sh*t.

THE END LOL

also uh thanks to TomSka for the original video, linked up there :D