~Mina's Pov~

In my loudest voice I yell "EVERYBODY I NEED TO ANNOUNCE SOMETHING SO FOLLOW ME!!"

Kaminari: "Um... why do we need to follow you if you are gonna announce something?"

Kirishima: "for once Kaminari has a point. Why do we need to follow you?" 

Mina: "well its about Midoriya so I want to get his reaction about it!"

Lida: "well it would be a good idea to ask him for permission before you to tell everyone about what you're about to say about him!"

Asui: "lida I don't think that is what sh-"

Todoroki: "shh let him be himself"

Mina, Kirishima, Kaminari and Asui all look at Todoroki confused.

Todoroki: "what?"

Mina: "well everyone follow me!"

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Midoriya and Bakugou are sitting on the sofa watching TV in silence.

~nobody's Pov~

Midoriya and Bakugou both watch as people start filing in to the common room.

Midoriya: "um what are you guys doing me and Kacchan are watching an All Might Marathon and we are on one of the best episodes."

Bakugou: "Hey I can pause it don't worry."

Midoriya: "Okay!"

Mina: "OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN UP I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE ABOUT MIDORIYA!!"

Midoriya: "what? You do?"

Mina: "yup!"

Jirou, Sero, Tokoyami, and Ojiro all look over to see what the commotion is about.

Mina: "Okay now that we have everyone's attention... drum roll please!"

Kaminari rolls in a drum set and starts a drum roll.

Bakugou: "HEY PIKACHU STOP THAT OR I'LL BLOW UP YOUR FUCKING FACE!!"

Kaminari stops the drum roll and looks down and mopes.

Midoriya: "uh Kacchan that was a little mean he was doing a great drum roll."

Bakugou: "Shut up Deku."

Midoriya: "ahh. Okay."

Mina: "can I talk now?"

Midoriya: "yes you can talk now Mina."

Mina: "okay, okay, okay, okay, Midoriya here is a.... DUN DUN DUN..."

Mina: "MIDORIYA IS A BOTTOM!!"

Midoriya burst out laughing.

Everyone is shocked.

Mina: "um Midoriya why are you laughing?"

Midoriya: "sorry sorry its just that i'm not a bottom" 

Midoriya continues to laugh.

Midoriya: "Kacchan can confirm that i'm not a bottom. Isn't that right Kacchan~" 

Midoriya looks at Bakugou and gives him smirk. Bakugou blushes wildly.

Bakugou: "YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU GAHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING ASS FUCK ME FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYONE IN THIS GOD DAMN FUCKING ROOM JUST FUCKK MEEEEE!!!"

Midoriya giggles and everyone disburses. Mina, Sero, Kaminari, Kirishima and Todoroki stand there in shock. But Todoroki is in less of shock. Kirishima is processing the situation. Bakugou is sitting on the sofa head in hands blushing madly.

Kirishima: "wait so Bakubro isn't v-v-"

Midoriya giggles.

Midoriya: " Yup he isn't and neither am I~"

Todoroki: "Fuck"

Todoroki leaves the room.

Midoriya: "what was that about?"

Kirishima: "dunno?"

Midoriya: "hmm Okay"

Midoriya: "wait wait wait Kacchan?"

Bakugou: "WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU HAVE ALREADY FUCKED ME OVER!!! WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT!?!"

Midoriya: "one yes i have already fuck you many times and two you look cute when you are blushing you look like a big tomato!"

Bakugou: "you sly mother fucker you better start running before I kill you!"

Midoriya: "welp i gotta save my life! CYA!"

Midoriya starts running for his life while Bakugou starts to count to fifteen.

Hey this is a short story hehe it was a funny idea of a story so i decide to write it lol

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