// dont take this seriously

i just get sad/annoyed when i see how gwen is often written as a really mean and awful person who doesn't regret anything she does, and basically just every negative trait about her is written as her only trait. so in response, i'm making a chapter where everyone is written badly and/or out of character. 

also this was created out of boredom lmao

one day we'll get back to the actual plot!! i just had to write this

enjoy

TOTAL DRAMA BROS

Gwen: just got done making out with duncan

Duncan: 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

Courtney: OMG GWEN WHAT THE FUCK AHAGSJKFJDF

Gwen: sorry he likes me more 😘

Courtney: AUUAGHHH I HATE YOU

Courtney: GRRRR BARK BARK BARK

Duncan: oh fuck yea 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 fight over me more bitches

Gwen: bitch calm tf down 🙄🙄🙄

Heather: OMG GWEN HOW COULD YOU DO THIS

Heather: I DID THE EXACT SAME THING BUT UGH HOW COULD YOU

Gwen: bitch

Heather: ugh how could you do this to COURTNEY

Heather: my BEST FRIEND

Heather: because we are BEST FRIENDS because i HAVE FRIENDS

Noah: suddenly i give a shit about people other than myself

Noah: gwen you are a stanky coochie 2013 miss im so quirky flat ass triangle titty cheating fake friend ass bitch

Cody: NOOOO NOT GWEN WAHH WAH WAHHHHHH

Cody: GWENNNN I LOVE YOUUUUU

Gwen: haha see all the boys love me

Gwen: yep i've always cared about how much other people wanna kiss my titties because THAT WHAT GOTHS DO TOTALLY

Trent: SHUT UP i DONT LOVE YOU

Trent" *cries like a little sad baby bitch*

Gwen: WHAT YOU DONT LOVE ME???? DOES NOT COMPUTE THE F U C K ?

Courtney: HAHAHAHAH SEE GWEN YOU ARE STANKY!!!

Courtney: BARK BARK HISS

Duncan: oh yea hiss again and keep fighting 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

Cody: NO NO NOOO GWEN ISNT STANKY I SWEAR I SNIFF HER HAIR EVERY DAY IT SMELLS GREAT 😭

Noah: SHUT UP CODY and suck my dick

Cody: wait deadass 😳

Noah: yes 😳

Gwen: wait cody you love me remember!!!!

Cody: noah is offering sex and im the horniest person alive so LMAO SORRY BYEEEEE

Gwen: GRRRRRR NOOOOOO FUCK YOU NOAHHHHH

Duncan: moans

Courtney: DUNCAN SHUT THE FUCK UP

Courtney: *wipes my eyes and run away crying* *trips and falls* *dies*

Heather: NOOOO COURTNEYYYY

Heather: my fucking wife died 😔

Alejandro: YOUR WHAT

Heather: YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS IT MADE ME A LESBIAN

Alejandro: SHE LYING MY PENIS IS HUGE

Harold: weeb shit

Harold was thrown by his abnormally skinny penis out of the chat

Alejandro: mI aMoR please suck my dick 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Cody: stop being horny thats my thing

Noah: stop texting while you're sucking my dick

Cody: sorry 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

Heather: UGH FINE but not because i-i like you o-or anything.... *twiddles my fingies* b-baka!

Gwen: UM bring the attention back to ME

Trent: shut up im kissing justin

Justin: kissing noises

Justin: also im hot 

Alejandro: NO I AM HOTTER

Justin: NO I AM GRRRR

Alejandro: BARK BARK I AM THE SEXIER

Justin: NOOOOO I AM THE ORIGINAL AND COURTNEY LOVES ME BUT ALSO IM GAY????????

Courtney: *comes back from the dead* i hate you *dies again while crying over duncan's ogre penis*

Alejandro: HAHA COURTNEY DOESNT LOVE YOU

Justin: *dies*

Trent: NOOOOOO MY SEXY LOVER

Trent: THIS IS OBVIOUSLY GWEN'S FAULT

Trent: BECAUSE EVERY PROBLEM EVER IS CAUSED BY GWEN

Gwen: HUH????

Gwen: *starts crying* Y-YOU GUYS ARE S-SO MEAAANNNNN TO MEEEEE EEGEHDAH I HAVE D-DONE NOTHINGGGGGGG

Beth: yiff!! yiff yiff yiff!!!! *nuzzles you* hewwo chat1!!1 pwease say hewwo back owo *looks innocently*

beth was fucking killed

Ezekiel: haha girl die

ezekiel was executed danganronpa style you know whats up

Lindsay: omg whats a yiff??? i want that!!

Tyler: HGGGG LINDSAY REMEMBER ME UGHHAGHAH ????      ??      ?          ? ?            ???

Lindsay: hi noah's left eyebrow!!!

Tyler: NOOOOO I AM T Y L E R *screams*

Cody: i wanna fuck noah's left eyebrow

Noah: what the fuck

Izzy: if you wont I WILL 

Noah: NO I AM EL GAY

noah shot himself into orbit

Cody: NOOOO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY SEXUALITY NOW

Duncan: ugh yea *homophobic remark* 😫😫😫

Trent: i am. i am gonna kill you. gonna kill you dead. 

Gwen: cody you should go back to simping for me

Cody: HGHHAGH OKAY BIG TITTY GOTH GF

Noah: CODY WTF

Cody: wAIT NOAH NOOO I LOVE YOU NOT GWEN

Izzy: HA THATS GAY

Sierra: CODYS NOT FUCKING GAY SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP 

Cody: NOOO WE ARE FRIENDS AHHH I AM AM NOT THE GAY I LIKE GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS TITTY TIT TITS

Noah: yea im fucking gay but cody's ugly

Sierra: NOO CODY IS SO PRETTY

Sierra: ESPECIALLY HIS TOES 🥵

Cody: *pees myself and cries* 

Izzy: *drinks it*

Owen: OMG SHARE

Sierra: YEA SHARE GRRRRRRR

Cody: GUYS NOOOOO

DJ: g-guys! don't f-fight,,, unless you w-want to,,,, i-i'm just a bitch boy,,,, *submissive pose*,,,,,, i am s-so soft,,,, s-soft boi,,,,

Duncan: ALEJANDRO MARRY ME

Alejandro: WHY

Duncan: BC IM GAY AND HOMOPHOBIC (DA WHOLE PACKAGE BABEY)

Alejandro: ok ❤

Heather: AHHHHHHHGDHSGHJAFSGJDJGSKJVSKJDGHSKNDGKVSNVDKGNSKVNKAEJGHIUHETIUGJAF;PFJOEGHFALZNVDSKJBXVDHAIKINSVLJIUSBY 3478T9Q01[ i0AV9UN;oijZM.X,CKMJ/VA239W,T4 -=a22 

Alejandro: jealous? 😫🥺😳🙄😶😘🥰😍😜😨😎🤣😂😀🤔🙌

Heather: NO YOU STUPID BAKA

Harold: you just said stupid twice *heavy discord mod breathing*

Harold was was stomped on by leshawna's sandal. yes queen

Eva: grrrrr shut up i am trying to lesbian

Katie: omg sadie if i were a lesbian i would do it with you EVERY DAY

Sadie: SAME OMG

Geoff: haha guys who wants to PARTAY

Geoff: PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARRRRTTTYYYY

Bridgette: shut up geoff im literally giving birth

Geoff: shit you were preggers?

Heather: you dumb HOE this is why in like half of the chatfics you cheat on bridgette 

Geoff: but bridgette is the one who canonically cheated on me-

Heather: WE KNOW 

Courtney: *comes back to life* duncan i suddenly forgive you lets make out

Duncan: FUCK YEAAAAAAA

Gwen: NOOOO DUNCAN I THOT YOU LOVED ME

Duncan: HELL NO I WAS USING YOU BUT IM WITH COURTNEY NOW SO WE CAN FORGET HOW AWFUL OF A PERSON I AM

Gwen: seems legit

Gwen: trent wanna make out?

Trent: eh justin is dead why not

Cody: wait noah are we supposed to make out too?

Noah: no we won't confess our feelings for like 7 more chapters at least

Cody: oh ok what a poggers moment am i right?

chef decapitated everyone and disposed of them from the chat

Chef: damn kids

//??? words

this got out of hand really quick oops

i refuse to go back and read it, any mistakes i will just have to live with

anyways hope you liked this abomination i wrote in like twenty minutes