Director- "Places people places! Action!"
Danny- *he walks in* "So glad to be home"
Val- "Hey Grandpa!" *She hugs him*
Danny- "Hey Val" *He hugs her*
Jackson- "Sup Grandpa"
Danny- "How's everyone?"
Jackson- "Great"
Max- "Guess what I did today?"
Danny- "What?"
Max- "I vacuumed the vacuum!" *He smiles*
Danny- "That's my boy!" *He smiles* "Your mom here?"
Max- "Yeah in the kitchen"
They go to the kitchen, camera crew follows
Danny- "hey everyone"
Aunt Becky- *She glances at him*
DJ- "Hey dad! What brings you here?"
Steph- "The spice cabinet is already alphabetized"
Danny- "Oh I'm not here for that"
DJ- "Max already vacuumed the vacuum"
Danny- "Wow, I can't just visit my girls"
Kimmy- "Of course you can"
Uncle Jesse- "Hello"
Danny- "Hey Jess"
Uncle Jesse- "Any plans today?"
Danny- "Not that I know of"
Uncle Jesse- *Goes to Becky* "Are you sure?"
Danny- "Positive"
DJ- "What's going on?" *She looks at them*
Steph- "Yeah, It looks like y'all are hiding something"
Uncle Jesse- "Oh we're not hiding anything, right Danny"
Danny- "Right Jesse" *He leaves to the living room*
Aunt Becky- "Well that went well...."
Ramona- *Whispers to DJ, why Jess and Danny are acting like that*
DJ- "REALLY!!!" *Her mouth drops*
Steph- "WHAT??"
DJ tells Steph
Steph- "Oh no way"
Ramona- "Just wait, it will blow your mind"
Jackson- "Ohh it will" *He looks at Becky and smirks*
Aunt Becky- *looks back confused*
Fernando- "hello everyone" *He gets in front of the camera and fixes his hair*
Director- "CUT! Get this man out of my shot"
Fernando- "No, the camera loves me"
Kimmy- "Come on Fernando, it will be your turn soon"
Fernando- "In that case, I better make sure I look amazing" *He goes to the bathroom and looks in the mirror*
Director- "Action!" *They go to the living room*
Aunt Becky- *She takes a deep breath and sits on the couch beside Danny, She gulps*
Danny- *Looks back nervously* "Oh Hey Becky...How's it going?"
Aunt Becky- "Great, great. And you?"
Uncle Jesse- *Watches from a far, and glaring at Danny*
Danny- "Alright" *He glances over at Jesse and gulps*
Director- *Whispers* "wow they are acting really nervous"
Producer- "Is that a good thing?" *Whispers*
Director- *Whispers* "I guess..."
Jackson- *Whispers to Val and Ramona* "Okay, it's almost time.. I'm actually kinda nervous"
Ramona- "Well of course, you're gonna kiss Becky......"
Val- "Yeah, are you super sure about this???"
Jackson- "Positive" *He exhales*
Everyone leaves the living room, leaving Danny and Becky alone, the teens hide behind the couch. The camera crew stays in the living room.
Aunt Becky- "Soo what should we talk about on Wake Up San Francisco?"
Danny- "I was thinking we could do a segment on the perfect cleaning methods"
Aunt Becky- "Really Danny, We need something that will entertain our viewers, not bore them to sleep"
Danny- "Rebecca, our viewers should know the proper cleaning methods for Summer, every season has it's own method"
Aunt Becky- "That's crazy"
Danny- "Well It's true"
Aunt Becky- *She looks around*
Uncle Jesse- *Listens through the door*
Aunt Becky- "Can I actually tell you something?" *She looks into his eyes*
Danny- *He also looks and gulps* "Uh sure..."
Aunt Becky- "I love it when you talk clean...
Danny- "Really??"
Aunt Becky- "...Yes, It really turns me on...." *She gulps*
Danny- "Wow, well I guess I should keep going then....." *His eyes widen*
They both look at each other, slowly moving closer together
Jackson- *Whispers to Ramona and Val* "Okay, I'm going in"
Becky and Danny get even closer, Jackson comes out of no where, sits on Becky's lap and kisses her deeply. Becky blushes hard
Danny- "JACKSON!!!"
Director- *Yells out loud* "CUT!!!"
Everyone goes in the living room
DJ- "What is going on?" *She sees Jackson on Becky's lap*
Uncle Jesse- *He takes Jackson off of her* "What on earth happened here??!?!"
Val- "Since Grandpa had to kiss Becky..... Jimmy gave Jackson the bright idea to kiss her instead of Grandpa doing it....."
Ramona- "We told Jackson it was a terrible idea"
Kimmy- "Wow, now that's a plot twist"
DJ- "I can not believe you Jackson, you ruined the show"
Director- "Actually, that was amazing!"
ALL- "HUH?!?!"
Director- "Yes, Kissing the brother-in-law's wife is alright... BUT the grandson kissing the Great Aunt, now that's GOLDEN!"
Jackson- "See, I told you" *He walks towards Val and Ramona*
Val- "Still that was a terrible idea"
DJ- "NO it's not golden, that's called INCEST!! You better delete that scene, See this is exactly why I didn't want my kids to be in it"
Director- "Don't worry, We well delete the scene"
DJ- "Thank you!"
Director- *Whispers to producer* 'We are def not deleting it'
They continue filming the first episode, once they are done the camera crew left, Jesse kept staring at Jackson
Jackson- *Looks back* "Oh hey Uncle Jesse..."
Uncle Jesse- "Had fun?"
Jackson- "What do you mean?" *He gulps*
Uncle Jesse- "Oh you know.... Making out with my wife!!!"
Jackson- "Ohh..... that....I uh did it to save Grandpa's life...."
Uncle Jesse- "First you steal my car.... then my wife!!"
Jackson- "Woah woah woah, I didn't steal your wife"
Uncle Jesse- "Look at her, she's traumatized."
Aunt Becky siting at the dining table, with her eyes widen
Jackson- "But I didn't steal her, she's still yours!"
Jimmy- "Wow you should have not kissed her"
Jackson- "DUDE! This was your idea!!!"
Uncle Jesse- *Looks at Jimmy* "Oh so it was your idea, Look at my wife, Look at her!"
Steph- *She walks to Becky* "Hey Aunt Becky?"
Aunt Becky- *She slowly looks over at Steph* "Hello Steph"
Steph- "Are you okay?"
Aunt Becky- "Not really no...."
Steph- "Wow... This really affected you huh?"
Aunt Becky- "Yeah... it wouldn't hurt if Jesse wasn't being a big baby. Jackson did it to save Danny"
Steph- "Yeah, he is overreacting"
Uncle Jesse- "I am not overreacting!"
Steph- "Uncle Jesse, Aunt Becky says she's okay. Your reaction is making her feel like that"
Uncle Jesse- "I don't want her to fall in love with Jackson"
Steph- "She's not gonna fall in love with Jackson! That was just 1 kiss"
Aunt Becky- *She stands up and kisses Jesse*
Uncle Jesse- "Have Mercy" *he kisses her again*
All- "AWWW <3"
Aunt Becky- "See Jess, they love us"
Uncle Jesse- "Okay Jackson, I'm Sorry for saying you wanted to steal Becky from me"
Jackson- "It's fine... plus I kinda have a girl, Rocki"
Val- "She more like a Friend with Benefits"
Steph- "Rocki is your friend with Benefit!!!"
Jackson- "Yeah"
DJ- "Please don't marry her in the future"
Jackson- "Why?"
DJ- "Because I don't want Gia to be part of the family"
Kimmy- "She hates Gia"
DJ- "I don't 'hate' her"
Step- "Yeah you do"