( credit to changing-the-world for this idea ) 

Hey Gabe do u know this nice room where a person serenade you with songs while you sit in a luxurious chair eating grapes ?

No boy 

Well for your birthday i wanted totake you there 

Can my poker buddies come too ?

Great idea 

* Apollo waiting for them in a large circular room where everything echoes * 

* This is a return gift for Percy as he helped him in the hidden oracle *

* Gabe and his poker buddies sit in the chair * 

* Immediately there's bounds on their arms and legs and they can't move *

* Apollo starts reciting his infamous haikus * 

* Ears start bleeding * 

* Since everything echoes they hear the lines multiple times * 

* And they die of boredom * 

A job well done 😎 

Apollo really got his feelings hurt on this one