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Did Shatrughan actually dupe Bharat into buying him a palace? Was Lakshman actually adopted from Asmaka? Is Ram currently banging his head on the door because the twins have struck again? I don't know. But this book sure does.Incorrect Ramayan Quotes is a compilation of incorrect quotes, jokes, a lot of author's notes to make myself relevant, and little shorts! Note: This book is meant to be funny and not harm anyone's feelings. In addition, there are some serious parts, and those will be marked with (***) for identification.

Author: PowellSu Shanshan died a violent death eight years into the apocalypse but somehow, she opened her eyes to find herself reborn. Time had turned back to the day before the apocalypse. Having the chance to start over filled her with hope. Having lived through the bloody violence of the apocalypse, she now had the skills and knowledge to survive and thrive in the end times. She would repay the man who gave his life trying to save her even though she broke his heart. The big brother whom she had reviled in her previous life. This time, she would take a chance on love. As if blessed by the heavens, she had unexpectedly been given a spatial superpower, with which she hoarded resources that would sustain her in the apocalypse. When the world changed in an instant on Doomsday, and hordes of flesh-eating zombies roamed the place, she set off on a dangerous journey to find him, determined to alter the course of events that unfolded and change what happened in the past.

Lennox Cooper is your average sixteen-year-old girl with a famous father who is also the football coach at her high school. And then one day, her childhood best friend, Weston Johnson walks back into her life. But to be on the football team is not all he wants, he wants his old best friend back. Is Lennox ready to open her heart back up? Will he get the coach's daughter?-The Captains sequel-

Scumbag's White Moonlight Stand-in Doesn't Want to do it Anymore渣攻的白月光替身不想干了Author壹枚Status78 ChaptersZhai Siluo served as a substitute by Shen Weixi's side for three years. Unexpectedly, when Bai Yueguang returned home, Shen Weixi ran away from the marriage on the spot and abandoned him. Just when Zhai Siluo was being laughed at by everyone at the wedding banquet, he silently stepped off the stage, his eyes were slightly red, and he looked at the noble and arrogant man in the front row. "Fourth Uncle, can you do me a favor?" Shen Zhuoli looked at the young man with broad shoulders and narrow waist, handsome and straight, and his eyes were slightly downcast. "Okay." It was rumored in the upper circle of Wancheng that after Shen Weixi escaped from marriage, Zhai Siluo washed his face in tears all day at home, describing him as haggard. Shen Zhuoli felt pity in his heart. He passed Zhai Siluo's room one night and wanted to comfort him, but he heard laughter from behind the door: Hahahaha, I'm so cool now, okay! I wish them scumbags and dogs, forever! Shen Zhuoli: ......Heh.Knowing that Zhai Siluo was the one who really moved his heart back then, Shen Weixi regretted that, dumping Bai Yueguang, who was full of lies, holding a big rose in his arms, he came to the door late at night, wanting to beg Zhai Siluo's forgiveness, unexpectedly, the door opened. Standing behind the door was the current head of the Shen family in a bathrobe, Shen Zhuoli, who has always been known for being cold and abstinent and unsmiling. Shen Weixi caught a glimpse of the red scratches on his shoulders, and dared not say anything, "Four...four uncles?"---NOTE: FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES SO DON'T REPOST MTLED IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEN IT IS IN POOR QUALITY I DID THIS FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO CAN'T AFFORD PROPERLY TRANSLATED AND LIMITED INTERNET CONNECTION SO PLEASE DON'T CRITICIZE THE QUALITY NOR THE WAY I MTLED IT THANK YOU

I absolutely love tickling. This is a story about a little girl named Lily who doesn't have a home. The tickle monster finds her and cheers her up with a couple of tickle of his own.

" promise me, that no matter what happens you won't leave me "" I promise , we will never leave each other "........" do you hate me ?"" hate is a feeling , and I don't feel anything towards you"....This story started before Sanemi Shinazugawa joined the demons slayer corps and continues after he became a Hashira ....Disclaimer :I don't own Kimitsu no yaiba Characters ....🎖Story ranking 🎖2 in #Shinazugawa.3 in #windhashira.1 in #Akaza3 in #tanjiro2 in #Sanemi1 in #kimetsu no yaiba2 in #giyuu

Спойлер!!!! Здесь нет канона! Это моя АУ! Вару - хватит уже! - выкрикнул Пик и кинул меня на пол. - сколько можно!?- я сегодня из комнаты даже не выходил, я не знаю кто это сделал!- не пизди мне Валет! - он ударил меня по лицу кулаком.- "слишком сильно.. Мой нос, чёрт!" - из него потекла кровь.Мне резко стало трудно дышать. Я начал задыхаться и кашлять. Перед глазами всё плыло.- "неужели я умру..? Не может такого быть.." - я потерял сознание, а может и умер..

When Rick and the rest of the group arrive at the prison they find a girl in one of the cells sitting in a ball crying. Rick takes is upon himself to look after this lost and sad girl, slowly becoming her hero. Everyone saw how close they got. He would do anything for her. As they grow closer Rick feels himself feeling things for her he knows he shouldn't.This story will contain age gap, (she is 20 and rick is 39) , smut, daddy kink, authority figure, violence, death, rape & SANUMBER 4 IN RICK GRIMES NUMBER 2 IN DARYL DIXON I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH