Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd

Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd

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Join everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death!

Note: don't try these at home.

Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all of these. Also doubles as a Halberd crew artbook I guess since some chapters include drawings I've done that happen to be relevant to the chapter they're added to the top of.

All artwork in this book is mine unless noted otherwise! Cover art is also mine.
Text made with flamingtext.com
Background image from https://wallpapercave.com/orange-sky-wallpapers since I was too lazy to draw a background.

You're free to download/screenshot/whatever any of the art in here and share it as you wish, I only ask that you do not try to claim it as your own or remove my signature. Credit highly appreciated!

⚠ If you are reading this on any platform besides Wattpad, it has been stolen and reuploaded without my permission! Please read the original work HERE: https://www.wattpad.com/story/361186461-ways-to-get-kicked-off-the-halberd ⚠

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- Last updated at 20:39 18-05-2024

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