Some may be offensive, possibly to blondes, I don't think blondes are dumb, I just find the jokes kind of funny. Also, I am probably the least person ever imo but some of the jokes might be racist.WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MATURE THEMESI do not own any of these, I've probably just heard or seen them somewhere. I will specify if I came up with one though.
Lanny is 14 years old and her life gets flipped around when her favorite band adopts her.
Bad things happen. Actually, a lot of bad things happen. But it should help when you're pining for a boy you're sure you'll never get...right?
"The Salted Fish Villain Only Wants to Survive"Author: Qian Mo You Lan [Completed]Synopsis:Ye Haorong, who just transmigrated into a novel, accidentally poisoned the protagonist Gong Yuhuai. To prevent the world from collapsing, Ye Haorong had to share his life with Gong Yuhuai.Upon waking up, Gong Yuhuai stabbed Ye Haorong without a second thought, only to find a wound appearing on his own chest the next moment.Ye Haorong: "Our lives are now linked. If my body gets hurt, you will also get hurt."Gong Yuhuai then decisively stabbed himself, but this time Ye Haorong wasn't affected.Ye Haorong: "I forgot to tell you, your injuries don't affect me."Gong Yuhuai: "..."Damn it!Having transmigrated into a villain, Ye Haorong originally just wanted to survive under the protagonist's shadow. Instead, he accidentally became someone the protagonist prioritizes and protects, being pampered in a luxurious villa every day.Ye Haorong: Being a rich and pampered salted fish is pretty good. But why does Gong Yuhuai look at him more and more strangely?--------------Tags: Devoted Love, Sweet Story, Transmigration, Myths and Legends, Light-heartedKeywords: Protagonists: Ye Haorong, Gong YuhuaiOne-line summary: Accidentally getting pampered by the protagonist.Theme: Even in adversity, strive to grow towards the light.--------------Note: Updates are also available in NovelUpdates.Raw Novel: [咸鱼反派只想苟命]https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=6543863
Jay x Matthew - Big Mouth fanfic ft. Jessi x MissyYeah, I'm sorry this is super gay...
This is a story based on a roleplay between me and @shotosoft. I love my online sister so much. ^^Anyway, I hope you all enjoy it. - - - - -"Don't you think it would be amazing to actually be. . . I don't know, transported into their universe?""That depends on when we're sucked in. [. . .] It would be pretty cool though, to see how they live and ask all of our questions. To meet Master Splinter and learn real ninjutsu. To help them defeat their villains and maybe help some turn good. To be heroes. . . Too bad we don't have any teleporters.". . . ."Trin? Is our Wifi acting up?""What the hell?"
(Hiatus - Repairing Drawing tablet)(Light of Ruin - Arc)Shut-in lazy Y/N who still lives with his parents, dies of extreme body fatigue but reincarnates as The Traveler into a world full of spirits, Shady Business Corporations, and wacky shenanigans.
### DescriptionThis narrative takes you through the thrilling takeoff of a Boeing 747-400, highlighting the intricate process and precision required for such a massive aircraft. We explore the steps from aligning on the runway to reaching the crucial V1 speed, committing to takeoff, and finally ascending into the skies. The journey emphasizes the skill of the flight crew, the power of the engines, and the challenges faced while climbing to the required altitude before entering Chinese airspace. This account captures the awe-inspiring nature of aviation and the incredible coordination between technology and human expertise.
Лолита любила свои работы больше, чем саму себя. Когда закат охватил комнату, словно пламя, окутывая ее скульптуры, лицо Лолиты снова приобрело хмурое выражение, в этот раз с оттенком тревоги.Девушка привыкла жертвовать всем ради новой глиняной фигуры.Если творец создал свой шедевр, есть ли дальше смысл в его жизни?