The Book Of Funny-COMPLETE

Two former best friends, now rival businessmen, discover a 6-year-old boy abandoned in a park. As they work together to uncover the boy's identity, they put aside their differences and become makeshift fathers, learning the true meaning of family and friendship.

Pygmalion is a play by George Bernard Shaw, named after a Greek mythological figure. It was first presented on stage to the public in 1913.In ancient Greek mythology, Pygmalion fell in love with one of his sculptures, which then came to life. The general idea of that myth was a popular subject for Victorian era English playwrights, including one of Shaw's influences, W. S. Gilbert. Shaw would also have been familiar with the burlesque version, Galatea, or Pygmalion Reversed. Shaw's play has been adapted numerous times, most notably as the musical 'My Fair Lady' and its film version.

вот и начался новый учебный год моего 10 классая девочка,которая всегда была в центре внимания,недоступная,общительная и вообще меня все любятвсе было хорошо до того,как в нашу школу переводится парень из известной немецкой группы

| | BOUND | |[Suzune x Kiyotaka]~ Snippet of Chapter 1 ~"Ayanokoji." She suddenly said my name with such determination that it almost scared me - key word: almost -, "Are you perhaps free tomorrow?" "I wouldn't say I'm busy. As a caution, I have to ask - if you are perhaps invited me on an outing - I would have the wrong idea to assume this is a food trap, correct?""It's bold of you to incorrectly assume that I'm only offering you to come on an outing with me because I want something from you, alas, you are mistaken. Is it wrong to want to go on an outing with a f-friend?""I suppose it's not wrong to want to go out with a friend Horikita, I'll accept you on the offer - seeing as I lack the means to refuse," I said, glancing at the compass that had returned to the hand of its owner, glinting in the sunlight."Lack the means?" She falsely smiled at me, caressing her weapon, after all, it's rare to see her genuinely smile, "You have every right to refuse my kind offer Ayanokoji." "I gracefully accept your offer Horikita,"STARTED : Sunday 14th April 2024ENDED :

تَأَكَّدَ انْطَونيو مُنْذُ الْيَوْمِ الْأَوَّلِ الَّذِي رَأَى بِهِ تِلْكَ السَّائِحَة الْعَرَبِيَّةِ فَيُؤْلا أَنَّهَا سَتَكُونُ مِلْكِهِ وَ بَعْدَ عَنَاء تُكَبِّدُه وَصَل لِهَدْفه وَ لَكِنْ إلَّا يَجِبُ أَنْ يَكُونَ سَعِيدًا بِكَوْنِهَا تَسْرِق الْإِنْظَار وَ ذَاتُ أُنُوثَة طَاغِيَة قَدْ جَعَلْت إِيطَالْيَا كُلِّهَا تَتَحَدث عَنْ سِحْرَهَا و جَمَالِهَا ؟! وَ لَكِنْ الْجانب الْمُظْلِمِ مِنْ هَذَا الْمَدِيح هُوَ وُصُولُ رَسَائِل لِزَوْجَتِهِ مِنْ عَاشِق وَلَهَان عاقْد الْعَزْمُ عَلَى أَخْذِ مَكَانَه بِقَلْب زُوجته ! فَهَلْ سَيَقُوم انْطَونيو بِإِيقَاظ وَحْشَة الَّذِي خَبَّأَه لِسَنَوَات مِنْ أَجْلِ ضَمَانِ بَقَاءَهَا مَعَهُ؟! أَوْ أَنَّهُ سَيِّدِعها تَذْهَبُ تَحْت قَرَارِهِ فِي نَفْسِهِ أَنَّهُ لَا يُوجَدُ امْرَأَةٌ تَسْتَحِقّ الْعَنَاء ؟!

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In the last days, Gu Mingdong became the best piece of period literatureThe original owner starved to death during the famine years, leaving three younger siblings as cannon fodder.He himself lost his leg and became a stepping stone for the hero and heroine to return to the city.Gu Mingdong looked at a bunch of gourd dolls: One, two... Phew~ they are not dead yet!A red heart towards the second brother of the sunThe third sister who wants to go to the city with all her heart and eyesThe fourth sister who can bully anyone with soft bunsExcept for the twin sons who have no feelings for each otherLooking at it again, Gu Mingdong was happy.Green mountains and green waters, plump wild boars and pheasants, is this considered famine?I wiped my saliva. If I want this body, it's just to raise a child. Let's do it! ++The only worry after lying down is that there are too many children at home:The second brother of the male protagonist of Shuangwen: The eldest brother is smarter than meThree sisters who became rich in period novels: My eldest brother makes more money than meSweet Pet Article Fourth Sister: My eldest brother is better at reading than meTwin sons: My dad is the best in the worldOne-sentence summary: I made a fortune in a period novelPurpose: Strive hard, strive for self-improvement, raise children and become successfulBrief review of the work:Returning from the end of the world to the 1970s, a useless power that could not be upgraded unexpectedly became a golden finger. Gu Mingdong made a deal with the original owner and got a brand new body, and he helped take care of his younger siblings and twin sons as they grew up. In this process, he not only gained a new life, but also won countless family ties and friendships.Alternative Name: 七零之佛系炮灰Author: ：人生若初

Warning⚠️Please don't Vote on the chapters. It can cause of the closure of my account. This is not my story and translation. This is only for offline reading purposes. If you are the original author and translator, please PM me if you want this story to be unpublished.Distance is a social platform that (just like other social platforms) can display the distance between parties. Ting Shuang had chosen someone that was 287 kilometres away from him, thinking that it was very safe. After all, when there's more than two hundred kilometres between them, they wouldn't awkwardly chance upon each other in real life, right!Unexpectedly... The next night, 287 kilometres suddenly became 4.8 kilometres???And even more unexpectedly... In the afternoon of the third day, 4.8 kilometres suddenly became 3 metres???3 metres?????Metres?????I'm having a f*cking lesson right now, doesn't 3 meters mean that the person I was flirting with is in the classroom right now?