The Adventures of Dick Johnson

The Adventures of Dick Johnson

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"I've called you here because you're a barnacle on the side of my ship, Dick. Your mopping is sloppy, you do nothing but leave streaks on the cannons. I'm sending you off on an exploration with Crocker and the other vile crustaceans that do nothing but tarnish my reputation as captain of this ship."

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