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Basically, just stuff I wrote in my free time or whenever I feel like it. If you have requests I take them but it might be hard :) Have fun reading my storiesss :D <3 Oh! also i'm probably not going to be writing about Cartman unless i get a rq about it he's a butthole! :(

< I'm not going to be writing in this book anymore unless it get some attention, unless someone tells me otherwise i could be writing different things.>

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