"Sorry, Wrong Number." ~ Wrong Number Fic ~ Marvel Universe ~ Irondad Spiderson

"I once only ate cookie dough and energy drinks for a whole week to see what would happen.."

"What happened?"

"..well I can safely say I'm still alive!"

"..."

"..it didn't end well.."

"..."

"I am now banned from a hospital."

"How's that even possible?"

"I know right!?"
"If anything THAT should be illegal."
"Not setting fire to the hospital kitchen."
"And before you say anything, it was an ACCIDENT!"
"But CATHY was too worried about her stupid cookies!"
"She banned me without letting me get a chance to explain myself!"
"And she just had to be the head doctor there, didn't she?"
"I mean what happens if I'm like stabbed but I can't go the fricken hospital."
"Like there I am bleeding out at the hospital doors asking to be treated"
"and like Cathy and her stupid face is in the way yelling about her burnt cookies"

"Do you get stabbed often?"

"What?"
"Out of my entire rant, that's what you pick up on?"
"What about Cathy and her stupid cookies?"

"I don't give a damn about Cathy."
"Do"
"You"
"Get"
"Stabbed"
"Often?"

"*awkward chuckle*, would you look at that time for dinner"
"Bye mister, thanks for listening to my rants!"

"Wait kid!"
"You didn't answer my question!"
"Kid!"
"It's 3 in the morning why are you having dinner now?"
"Kid?"