silly thing i wrote at 2am

Ellie Harris (they/he) has hit a patch of bad luck. Their dad died, they lost their job, their boyfriend cheated on them, and, to top things off, they literally trip over a black cat. What else could go wrong?Then Ellie learns their dad was a witch, the cat is not a cat, they're the heir to the 'Ivy Throne' (whatever the f -k that is), and certain people want to kill them for it. 'What else could go wrong?' is soon a question Ellie learns not to ask.- - -Open Novella Contest prompt # 91: 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 - 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘺.- - -Copyright SG Gardner, 2022.

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"I don't know who you think you are coming here, and acting like you don't care about anything. Now listen here Princess, because I'm not going to repeat myself. Here's a couple of rules that I'd like to enlighten upon you. Number one, you do not talk back to me. And two, you don't mess with me or the rules," his breath fans my face and I close my eyes. The proximity between us was terrifying. "I've dealt with many bitches like you, so I suggest that you follow those rules unless you want to end up like them," - he leans in. His mouth lingers near my ear, "used."... "... You might think that you run this place, but you do not run me. Understand? And the sooner you understand that, the better it'll be for the both of us," I warn staring right into his eyes before walking away. I was more than amused by his dumbfounded expression. I stop, and turn back around, facing him, "And one piece of advice, know what you're fishing for before you start fishing. What if you find a shark and it reels you in, instead?"⇒Highest rank: 1 in Chicklit on 01.08.16

taco and mic had recently gotten into an argument of sorts, and mic left the competition willingly, cutting taco out of her life. what happens when tacos guilt consumes her? when she's lost everything, and there's nothing she can do about it?

Иногда с приходом одного человека меняется все. Абсолютно все.

Jerome never thought that one day he will be a mother.And that he will no longer live on Earth.But the scenery is just different, there are not much change in his environment and he now has a cute white tiger cub as a son.A life full of malice and scheme but Jerome wants to remain true to himself and just be happy, be glad and always smile.◇◇[My own story]◇◇

"He's staring at you," my sister whispered, wide-eyed.Now that I realised, I could feel someone's eyes burning the back of my head and as I turned around to see what my sister was talking about and my jaw immediately dropped whilst a cold shiver ran up my spine at the sight of the school's dangerous, certified bad boy.I shrugged nervously and turned around to face my sister. "Maybe he's just looking at what I'm wearing."The outfit was pretty cute, hands down."But he never stares at anyone. He has only given them a cold stare that lasts for at least two-seconds."Oh hell no.

Author: Lin Linguo/林林果Type: Danmei novelStatus: 253 chapterIntroduction to the work:Ji Ka Mian graduated from university and inherited a City God Temple.The distant grandfather, whom he had never met before and had passed away, deceived him in his dream: You are the darling of heaven, a Taoist genius who comes only once in a thousand years.Then he showed him a clear path: Live streaming is very profitable.Ji Ka Mian: ...The live broadcast does make money, and it's also very interesting.On the first day of broadcasting, the first hexagram predicts the death of the rich man on the platform, and the second hexagram predicts the collapse of the top male star. How can it not be interesting?Netizen at the beginning: I would like to see which villain would pay the anchor to tell fortunes.At the end of the first hexagram, the wealthy eldest brother suddenly suffered from a serious illness at home (being sought revenge by a ghost) and died on the spot.Netizen: [Damn, host, you are so awesome! 】·Everything went well. Ji MuMian became popular overnight. The only thing that made him depressed was that Grandpa Tang said that God had bound him to a husband.Of course he said no to arranged marriages.Moreover, he feels that he is straight.Grandfather is very embarrassed: But your red line is with him, this is a destiny of marriage.Ji Ka Mian: ...a ghost's destiny!Until he met his handsome husband...he got the certificate on the same day!Lord of Hades·Controlling the vitality of all things·Pei Jiujing: Of course you are the darling of heaven, and of course we are destined to be married, because you are the wife I chose at first sight.