"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"What am I, a pet?"Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you."She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?""He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. -WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASEhttp://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature
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As the only daughter who is born out of wedlock, Maria Alondra Creston, or Alon as what her loved ones calls her, is prone to all of the painful strikes that life gives her. Especially from her grandfather, the Duke of Ermae (formally Count Creston) who hates her ever since she was born. But despite of the blows she receives; she grew up to be an approachable and outgoing young lady but also, a pain in the head.After being forced to go back to her hometown in the province, she was delighted by this news, for she hasn't seen her family in years, but she noticed that everything has changed. Not only that she has to fill in the holes that her sister left, but she has to get along with her future brother-in-law and her estranged childhood best friend, the Third Prince of Ivlian. But when an epidemic suddenly strikes the kingdom and her favorite cousin, she must set off into a quest of finding a magical orb that can cure this epidemic alongside with new allies and old foes alike. But with scars from her past following her to her journey, would she survive the painstaking journey or the aching remnants of her past or if ever, would she make it to her wedding?
"JEALOUS"ˈdʒɛləs'-adjective-feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages.-Book 1-
this is a part of the anime the anthem of the heart is the last part the song egg hop you like i made this because same of the people didn't saw the last pat and I'm going to write for you what happin
She's a soft-hearted omega who never deserved the terrible life she had. He's the terrifying Dark Alpha who would kill without a second thought.Layla is an omega in her pack and was given to her Alpha when she was young to be a personal servant for him. She's been tortured, mocked and beaten beyond repair but still has a golden heart with a beautiful smile. Her mate would never find her since she is meant to be locked up in her territory for her whole life to serve Alpha Micheal. That is, until the Dark Alpha comes along for a meeting that turns into a whole new world for her.Erebus is known as the Dark Alpha that will kill anyone who stands in his way no matter what, he began searching for his mate by meeting other packs in hopes to find her. But after so much time of being feared by all it's hard to think anyone could love someone so heartless. What happens when he finds that his mate is a shy omega that is scared of her own shadow?The Sequel to this book is Belle. Go check it out! Cover made by: AmberiaMunitiea
Just some family friendly(plus some swearing) oneshots of a weird minecraft family :)
A journal containing the events of the Martian invasion of earth as recorded in H.G. Wells' The War of the Worlds. All credit for any art or other work by others, whether adapted to fit this story in any way goes to the original creators.
We went out and had fun like most people but Vanessa did not return home with me. Somebody grabbed my best friend off the street now I had to find her. I handled the men that attempted to take me but they go her. Let's put my 20 years of martial arts to use and kick some ass. I am getting my friends back alive.
Ты жила в России, но на твоё 16-ти летие родители дарят тебе билеты в Америку. Что же тебя ждёт? Любовь, друзья, веселье или же ненависть, разочарование и уныние..?#payton #пейтон