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When I opened my eyes I saw a familiar figure:"What do you think you're doing? Insulting me in front of my men. Do you have a death wish?"I covered my ears:"For my sake! Can't you shut up for three seconds? My head is going to split in half! Wait... Where have I seen you before?-Don't act stupid. I am your husband.-Husband?"I started laughing but it seemed the stranger was very serious."What's your name?-Ephraim Dupree."I froze."No! Shut up!"The man frowned. He was way scarier like that:"You can't be. Does that mean..."I ran to the closest mirror:"Am I Sliske Wraith?-What are you playing at? Who else could you possibly be?-No, no, no, no, no..."I grabbed my head:"No! I don't want to! This is stupid! This must be a joke! I am not staying here! Especially not with you! I don't want to die! You will kill Sliske! Or me. Or... Anyway, you are the worst husband ever! I have to leave..."

Book 3 is here!!Follow the final story of Katsuki and Eijiro and their pupsMake sure to read the first two books to know what's happening😜Chapters:>Happy(ish) Birthday Kirishima🥳🎉>Suki and Eiji's back stories📖>💦~Pop goes his water~💦>👥👥Meeting Everyone👥👥>💥Kacchan and Kaito🍼>Don't wake him!!!🍆🍆🔞>🎓🦷After Graduation and Baby Teeth🦷🎓>🍆Circumcision🍆>💍I hate Bakugo💍>🍆Whose your Daddy🍆>👥Dinner with friends👥>🔔🕊️Congratulations🕊️🔔>🌹❤️‍🔥Honeymooning❤️‍🔥🌹>🌸Home Surprise🌸>🤫🥺❤️Family Trip❤️🥺🤫>😔The Miscarriage😔>🤭ARE YOU SERIOUS??!🤭>🔞Pup number two🔞>🐉How F***ing dare you!!🐉>😣His second pregnancy....😣>💦Maternity leave gone wrong💦>🗡️An unfriendly visit...🗡️>💼Moving Away💼

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Have you ever wondered if death had a child? What if I told you he did, and her name is Raven Reaper. Life as the future goddess of death isn't as easy as it sounds. Raven must go through the trials of not only being a reaper but of also being the daughter of death himself. She will face many different choices along her way, some that will change the future of the supernatural world. But when a boy named Luke is thrust into her path, will she be able to choose between the love of her duty? Or her love for the boy?There's only one thing I can say, don't believe everything you read...

Samuel was a normal teenage boy until he started to wet his bed, he did it so much that his mother had enough and turned him into a sissy.This story includes -spanking-messy diapers-being forced in diapersThis story doesn't have anything that sexual but it may be uncomfortable to some. So if it is don't read this please!

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Champion City, one of the greatest hotspots for superheroes and supervillains ever since thirty years ago, when super-powered individuals started to appear thanks to the rare genetic trait known as the S-Genome.So, who am I? A hero? A villain? Nope! Other than your lovely narrator, I'm unfortunately just a simple henchman. A super awesome, amazing, incredible......powerless grunt.At the bottom of the ladder, every day I work low-level criminal jobs for the high-powered supervillains of this city. To the world, I'm a worthless nobody. So, with that in mind, I have to ask. Why have these superheroes and supervillains become so extremely obsessed over me?Well, it all started with one wrong heist...I hope you're ready for a story of quips, obsessive love, action, comedy, villainy, and a lot of trying to stay alive!#1 henchmen - 11/7/2023#1 supervillain - 11/10/2023#1 yandere - 11/13/2023#1 harem - 11/15/2023#1 superpowers - 11/20/2023#1 action-adventure - 12/16/2023#1 comics - 1/29/2024#1 hero - 2/18/2024#1 of Top 10 in US - 11/17/2023