Never Insult the Healer

Never Insult the Healer

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Unwillingly becoming a player in a game where consequences could mean your death, [Nova] must find a way to survive in this new RPG-like world. But the odds are against her, for Nova has accidentally chosen a background that almost guarantees her death, but at least she got a good class?

Think again, though boasting the title of the rarest, the [Acolyte] starting class is nothing but a joke. A support role that can only defend and with the worst stat array in the game. With a missing twin brother to find and accidentally stumbling into a scheme thousands of years in making, Nova will have to do the impossible; advance through the game as a [Acolyte] sworn to no god.

Time to show everyone, why you should never insult the Healer.

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[Never Insult the Healer will update at LEAST once a week.]

[Warnings! - There is content in this book that might be triggering, please read safely.
Full list of possible triggering scenarios are: Child abuse/death, loss of identity, character death, mention of suicide, murder(human vs. human), animal death.
[I will do my best to keep this list as updated as I can.]]

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