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My Life.

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Yo, This is an actual diary of my life with real names cuz why not. its flawed, there will spelling and grammatical errors. My name is Clarissa and i officially don't give a shit. GET PRESSED. Its in first person cuz ya know its ab me. and i will give a back round ab me in the 1st chapter. And yes that picture in the cover is my rat lookin ass. I CURSE A LOT so if you cant deal with it, 1st off thass tuff 2nd off lolol dont read it u cunt.

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