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𝙵𝚎𝚛𝚖í𝚗 𝚢 𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚊, 𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊 𝚕𝚊 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚊 𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝚗𝚘 𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚞𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊 𝚍𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚊 𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝙵𝚎𝚛𝚖í𝚗 𝚍𝚊 𝚎𝚕 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚘 𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚜𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚘𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚜, 𝚍𝚎𝚓𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘 𝚍𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚘 𝚙𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚊 𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚊.
Когда Теодор Нотт заводится в твоей постели, ты соглашаешься на что угодно, лишь бы избавиться от него, а о последствиях задумываешься лишь тогда, когда они начинают напоминать о себе. Или что происходит, когда заключаешь странные пари с сомнительными личностями.
"it hurts like hell to be torn apartand it hurts like hell to be thrown around"
Victor was only four when his mother escaped with him from a facility that experimented on not only pokemon, but humans too. Moving to the Galar Region to leave behind their past, Victor's mother wished for him to live a normal life. However, knowing that the boy had abilities that he didn't understand nor know how to properly control, his mother had to keep him somewhat isolated until he could learn what he could really do. Now grown up at about fifteen years old, Victor understands what unnatural abilities he has but still wants to travel in the world of pokemon. But he has to be careful with who he meets, because after all...The world isn't prepared for a human with the powers of a pokemon.Victor X Harem
Marinette Dupain-Cheng is Ladybug. It's been three years since she because the superheroine of Paris, and almost a year of becoming the Great Guardian of the Miraculous. She's also still in high school, trying to balance her life: applying for college, continuing her brand as MDC, and taking down Hawkmoth. Luckily she has help from Chat Noir and Princess Honey, but Hawkmoth has gotten some help too. Can Marinette defeat Hawkmoth before he steal the Cat and the Ladybug Miraculouses?꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂ Damian Wayne has a dark past. We all know it. He was raised to be an assassin, raised to be Damian Al Ghul, heir to the League of Assassins. So imagine his reaction to getting dropped off at Wayne Manor with three other brothers, not chosen by relation, but by choice. Eventually, Damian becomes the fifth Robin, and believes he will be the next to take the title of Batman. Can he prove to himself and his family that he is a worthy hero, despite the constant darkness from his past?꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂ All I know is that the fate of these two heroes are intertwined-for better or for worse.꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂ I DO NOT OWN THE COVER ART.I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS: ONLY THE PLOT.
Werewolves, Witches, Vampires, and Ghosts,The story of their lives are yet to be told.Battles for Freedom, Friendship, and Love,The bond holding them together, is the only thing they have.
This is a joke story just to make fun of my two friends bcuz I am mean like that XDDYEH CONNIR AND OLD MAN YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))(I'm so sorry btw, don't murder me)And yeh, the cover has nothing to do with it lolllll