Let's Play Distraction <Naruto>

Let's Play Distraction

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How did Naruto learn Sexy no Jutsu?

We all wonder how our favorite main character, Uzumaki Naruto, came up with Sexy no Jutsu at a young age. But I think the ANBU should have a better job than just slacking around...





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This fic is may or not be Au-ish.

Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
Cover Art and Story © SkyDrop_Unit
Tags: anbu friendsandfamily friendship hokage humor jonin konohagakure naruto narutocharacters narutofanfiction narutouzumaki ocstory shortstory teamseven

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