"Dwarves rule and Elves drool." When you, by far the most insufferable, whiny, incompetent woman in all of existence crash into Middle-Earth, things happen. ~"If I was in a room with Legolas, Sauron, and Saruman, and I only had two arrows, I would shoot the Elf. Twice." ~WARNING~Major annoyance ahead. And a lot of potty mouths. SEQUEL IS UP How the Actual (The Hobbit x Reader) Stand alone Sequel! On Quotev!Authors Note: This story is still being updated as I undergo another reconstruction. Therefore some older chapters may be a little cringy. I apologize. ~© All Rights reserved to J.R.R Tolkien and everybody else who has them, I own nothing but my characters (few they may be), the plot I exerted, and the dialogue between the characters not featured in the books and or script. I do make quite a lot of pop culture references so beware. Text on cover reads "He will love." Maybe. Probably. Eventually. Perhaps. Or maybe I lied and tagged this wrong. Who knows?
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(Some smut) (Love triangle) (Y/N) picked up an after-school job as security at Fazbears Mega Pizzaplex. You loved getting work with children and hanging out with the animatronics. However, chaos ensues, and (Y/N) is thrown into a love triangle.
When a situation with a dying human ends up with you absorbing their soul, you panic (like any unprepared monster would). Suddenly Undyne is hunting you down, so you rope the mysterious skeleton next door into helping you. Which he does--in a very Sans way. And who knows? Maybe pretending to be his girl will pay off. | - Classic Sans x Monster Reader - Fake dating turns into real dating - One (1) very mysterious skeleton & one (1) very awkward reader- Papyrus is so sweet and innocent, I love him - Monsters really are in the wrong for killing children tho - I love happy endings and hate tension so expect an easy, relaxing read
"Who are you?!" you asked the guy who was leaning on your front doorHe looks at you with confusion written all over his face"I travelled for 930 trillion miles just to reach you.." he said with sadness evident on his tone"Are you playing with me? Because if you are I'm not having it.." you said as you attempted to close the door on his face but as soon as you did that he automatically pulls your hand and the next thing that he did shocked youHe hugged you, tightlyYou didn't even get the chance to respond immediately due to the close proximity of your faces"I finally found you.." he said💫 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 50 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘢 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘹𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘹𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴.💫You went out to see the night sky, all the stars tonight shined so beautiful and bright, it feels like they are talking to you in some way"I would be complete and happy if I'm with you right now..stargazing while holding each other...but where are you now?" you utter to yourself while holding the tears that started to form in your eyesYou look up at the sky again and a stray of light caught your attention, it brought a smile to your face"I miss you.."
She wakes up in another universe, meets mysterious creatures and goes on adventures, raises an undead army and keeps complaining about how cliched everything is, while threatening to destroy the world for a cup of coffee... Wait. Something is not right here.Follow Christabel's quest to survive a world so cliched it hurts her brain, understand why everybody is mistaking her for a super-powerful necromancer (okay, there were the skeleton dwarves, but that was an accident, she swears), and find a cup of coffee. Also, a way home would be nice... but mostly coffee.Constructive criticism is very welcome ^_^
Cute, funny, adorable stories...Mostly girl reader!!! But with some boy reader chapters as well... probably...Requests are OPEN!!!! Feel free to comment your character or story idea requests!!!Have fun reading this... qwqI don't own any art from this book...No lemons, unless highly requested but I won't right any... or too into detail...
Saki Azula is one of the best girl aces in Japan helps out at her Uncle's Summer school for Volleyball. What she doesn't know is that she will go with a relationship and leave with an entirely new one.
Es un fanfic colaborativo con eliza492 o Elizabeth492GG.esto es básicamente una parodia por lo que no se lo tienen que tomar muy enserio, puede tener lenguaje vulgar o escenas no actas para menores de edad, las músicas e imágenes no son te mi pertenencia créditos a sus respectivo creadores.