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- 某司机开车路过女儿国某村庄。看见一女子容貌端庄、体态婀娜,于是下车想非礼她。
那女子见了,慌忙大叫:"快来人啊,快来人啊。"
司机听了,连忙跳上车去,驾车潜逃。
那女子在车后跺着脚道:"胆小鬼,老娘只是想多叫几个姐妹来和你一起玩玩,就怕成这样!"
- 一家公司招聘女秘书,请一位心理学家做参谋。
题目是2加2等于几?第一个答等于4;第二个答等于22;第三个答等于4或者等于22。
心理学家说:"第一个女子实际但保守;第二个好空想;第三个是最合适的。"然后问总经理怎么定。
总经理想了一会说:"还是那个穿紧身衣的好。"
- 一男人狂奔到心理诊所内:"医生我好苦啊!请你救救我!"
"别慌,你有什么苦处,慢慢告诉我,才能为你解析治疗。"
"我最近每个晚上都会梦到貂禅、杨贵妃、李师师、董小宛。她们都是一丝不挂地裸身围绕在我身边啊!"
"哇塞!都什么时代了,还有这么多的美梦,你还真是艳福不浅啊!"
"什么艳福不浅啊!你可知道,在梦里我竟然也是女的!"
- 一家女儿要结婚,可是男方不是佛教徒,父母不同意。男方只好听女子的劝去研究佛学,早日取得准岳父母的赞许。
过了一段时间,父母向女儿问起男方的近况,她说他已经信奉佛教了。于是父母说:
"那你们可以结婚了。"
"可是......"女儿哭了起来,哽咽着说:"他信的太深,已经出家当和尚了。"
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自从丈夫去看了心理医生后,夫妻生活变得很有乐趣,快乐无比。妻子只是很纳闷,每次做爱前,丈夫都会走出卧室在洗手间里呆十几分钟。
出于好奇,妻子终于决定去看看丈夫在做什么。
她蹑手蹑脚地站在浴室门口,看到丈夫站在浴室里,对着镜子

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- Last updated at 09:14 25-05-2017

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