Jamaican Jokes

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Lion Kings Offspring (Son of Artoria Pendragon x DxD)

"Funny, ever since we were young there was a clear difference in ability, you were powerful and talented whilst I was weak and timid and now look at us today standing opposite each other, this will be the final battle, now come Mordred!"Aether Viato Pendragon and Mordred Pendragon are both children of the famous Lion King otherwise known as Artoria Pendragon. The two of them are mainly seen spending most of their day in Solitary Confinement because they cause destruction everywhere they go.Their existence was known only by the Yokai Faction and the Shinto Religion and those who lived around them, that was until one day a group of fallen angels attacked and their participation in repelling their forces caused the whole of the supernatural to be aware of them.This is Aether and Mordred's journey throughout the supernatural world as they discover the truths of this world

Roommates || Dramione ( complete )

"Ew, there is no way on earth I'm sharing a bed with you! I would rather bleach my hair, and go on a double date with Cormac McLaggen, the Devil and Voldemort!" She said."Likewise, I will take the couch." He said. -5 years after the 2nd Wizarding War, Hermione Granger got into a terrible accident which landed her in St. Mungos, with none other than Draco Malfoy as her healer. When Hermione breaks up with Ron after he caught him with someone else after a long night of drinking, she has nowhere to live and ends up sleeping in her office, but when a certain blonde finds out about this, none other than Draco Malfoy, takes her under his wing, and gives the countries beloved war heroine a place to stay.

Sea Glass || Marcanne Selkie AU

Marcy Wu live two lives, one as a seal who swims far from shore, and another as a girl who walks among humans. She can transform between the two with her magical seal skin, which is like a part of her. Anne is a human girl who works at a cafe' but like to come down to the beach on her breaks. Im going to pretend like i can write descriptions ;) also, its a bit inspired by The Girl From the Sea by Molly Knox Ostertag :D

Universal chaos: it's destiny

Our life is a game. We are players, and we decide how we play. Everyone chooses their own way. We always complain that we are unlucky, but if we think about it, we have only ourselves to blame. We choose our own fate, but sometimes fate chooses us.

Zambie Rocky's: It's My Life

"Jon was always a little jealous, he couldn't help it. His older brother Conner always got all of the attention. He got so much of it that when Jon's powers started to manifest that he didn't even tell his parents. They wouldn't have noticed anyway."This is a crossover Miraculous and Supersons fanfic. Do not copy or repost story owned by @zambie-trashart on tumblr.

The Pink Sauce (JOKE STORY SHIP)

my friends made me do this

KonoImpact!!!! God Blessings On This Mess Up World.

The Axel Number one adventurer, the one who has fend off against many opponents, the one that defeats the demon king and also known as the panty stealing devil of Axel.Satou Kazuma. the man himself, the true advocate of gender equality. on a night after a few days after the demon king was defeated. Kazuma almost crossed the finishing line with megumin to become adults together....but like before something Interupt him.somehow our adventurer finds himself in some sort of futuristic world that is fighting against the force known as Honkai.can he find his way back home and continue his deed....or will he fight for the beauty of this world....who knows....[konosuba x Honkai ]*Spoiler for the Konosuba light Novel*

curtains | jason carver

♧♧♧♧♧♧ curtains ♧♧♧♧♧♧Eddie Munson is wanted for murder and his best friend, Paige Ivey is in the hellfire club. Jason carver assumes that Eddie has killed Chrissy Cunningham. Paige is on his number one list to find out what happened.

I Think We Should Stay In Love

Kendra has always believed in destiny. She's very romantic and hopelessly in love with someone who doesn't even notices her but things take a turn when someone walks into her life and changes everything she believes in.