Dark Daylight - The Unfortunate Bollywood Remake

Dark Daylight - The Unfortunate Bollywood Remake

Full
  • Reads
  • Likes
  • Chapters
Category: Humor
This is a story (based in India) which is a satirical version of Dark Daylight, one which parodies the exaggerated hero-effects and other illogical things in superhit bollywood action films in India. This story is purely based on the existing bollywood stereotype: An invincible hero, a non-funny sidekick and pure absence of physics.

(Those who do not know about Bollywood and its regular action film recipe may not find this story funny.)

Related stories

The Call of the Wild (Completed)

This novel was removed from dictatorships in Europe during the the 1920s and 1930s. From Wikipedia: "The Call of the Wild is a novel by American writer Jack London. The plot concerns a previously domesticated dog named Buck, whose primordial instincts return after a series of events leads to his serving as a sled dog in the Yukon during the 19th-century Klondike Gold Rush, in which sled dogs were bought at generous prices."
Do Dreams Come True

Follow the journey of a young boy that wants to know what it feels like to wear diapers.comments are appreciated
๐”–๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ฏ๐”ถ ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ญ๐”ข๐”ž๐”ฑ ๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ฐ๐”ข๐”ฉ๐”ฃ | ๐‡๐ สทแต—แต

๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ, ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, ๐—”๐—ป๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ. ๐—›๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—บ, ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ.๐–จ๐—‡ ๐—๐—๐—‚๐–ผ๐— ๐—๐—๐–พ ๐—‰๐–บ๐—Œ๐— ๐—๐–บ๐—๐–ผ๐— ๐—๐—๐–พ ๐—…๐—‚๐–ฟ๐–พ๐—ˆ๐–ฟ Antares Black & ๐–ข๐—ˆ๐—๐–พ๐—‡๐—๐—‚๐—‡๐–บ ๐–ฏ๐—ˆ๐—๐—๐–พ๐—‹.p"๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—œ๐—ณ ๐—œ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜† ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป, ๐—œ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป."Copyright• Cold_introvert I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER'SSERIESI ONLY OWN MY OC'S AND SOME OF MY PLOT
That Time I got Reincarnated As A True Dragon

After achieving peace Rimuru was stuck doing paperwork for the last few centuries and was stuck with boredom. Ciel seeing her master's state suggests going back in time to the era when Veldanava created the cardinal world. I don't own Tensura. I adjusted the story to my liking. English is not my main language so don't bother about grammar mistakes too muchIf you guys want to read advanced chapters go to my Patreon account.patreon.com/Nauty_Manu
The Mistake (Forced Feminization)

A boy named Sam is a 13 year old boy that gets mistaken for being a girl when getting a new school uniform and discovers that he'll need to pretend to be something he's not.
There's A Jock in My Bed! [โœ“]

#1 & 3 in the "There's A..." series. #2 is on my profile.[Editing] He's popular, I'm a nobody. He's a senior, I'm a freshman. He goes to wild parties, I stay home all night. So how did he end up in my bed? Where will it go from here and how much will he pay to keep it all a secret? (Boyxboy) Cover by @LoveInsanity
reality

i stole this idea from my good friend, @The_Chosen_Demidork -go follow her now!anywaysthis is some "slam poetry" or my daily thoughts.
Io

I said, "Gee mom, give me a break. You've got it easy." "Easy?" she says, cocking one well plucked eyebrow."Well, yeah. All you have to do is look pretty."Then she popped THE QUESTION. "So, you'd like it easy too, I suppose?"I'm Io. And that is exactly how it all started. This is my "Boy Comes of Age" story. Looking back, my being a tad too anxious about starting high school was my fatal flaw. My story is funny and some sad. Weird surprising and a smidge predictable. But its a fun and furious ride. So, sit yourself down, put your feet up, and read on. I promise you won't regret it.

You may also like

Closeted Problems

This is a story about problems that people in LGBT+ face. You can submit things you want them to be added and I will give you credit if you'd like. I don't know if i can add authors but if I can I would be totally willing to add authors. These problems may not all be from someone in the closet or be about closeted.

608 7 18
Afterward: A Terza Rima Fanfiction (Poetry)

Dante x Virgil. The Number One Ship.

129 5 6
ZOE-  A collection of short stories and poems

'ZOE' in greek means 'life'. This is a collection of works, with a hysterical, sarcastic and an honest take on real world scenarios. There's a buffet of humour, sadness and life itself, right here!

20 9 1 Full
The Dream

Kayla was so excited! The day had finally come! The day she moved from her little old style home in Tulsa, Oklahoma to LA. She'd had her heart set on going her entire life, but she never actually thought she'd achieve it. But there was one thing she wasn't prepared for.

103 10 10
Push me off.

just a poem about being judged and pretending to care. please read. :)

24 1 5 Full
The REAL Homestuck Epilogues

These are stolen from Andrew Hussie's computerenjoy--Feel free to add any commands! I'm not going to be sticking to the exact same plot, and there's a lot of room for improvisation. As far as anyone is concerned with updating, I'll be taking this a chapter/page at a time, so updates may come just whenever I feel like writing.

581 10 15
Pwr Forgalomba Helyezรฉs

Segรญtรผnk a kรผlfรถldrล‘l vรกsรกrolt jรกrmลฑvek honosรญtรกsรกnak teljes folyamatรกban, beleรฉrtve a mลฑszaki รฉs eredetisรฉgvizsgรกlatokat is. A mลฑszaki vizsgรกlattรณl a rendszรกm cserรฉjรฉig mindent megoldunk.

2 1 0
La Dama de la Luna: Encuentra tรบ Interior

En una isla muy lejana, una isla desconocida para la mayorรญa de los seres humanos, una isla que estado en guerra por dos siglos. Una guerra de la cual su causa aรบn es desconocida para ambas partes de la isla. Sus soldados solo peleaban para llevar honor y gloria sin preguntar o cuestionar a sus lรญderes. En su parte sur, los soldados estaban listos para descansar, mientras que su lรญder rodeaba los alrededores en busca de enemigos y asegurando el perรญmetro. Ya terminando su ronda, el lรญder divisรณ un cuerpo en el suelo por lo que se apresurรณ a llegar a donde se encontraba el cuerpo pensando que podrรญa ser uno de sus hombres. Solo para encontrarse con una joven inconsciente luchando con todas sus fuerzas para mantenerse con vida. El lรญder, tambiรฉn conocido como El Supremo, mirรณ a su alrededor en busca de alguien que pudiera haber lastimado a esa joven inofensiva, pero no logrรณ ver a nadie ni a nada.- "ยฟQuiรฉn eres?"- preguntรณ ella aun mirando al hombre- "Podrรญa preguntar lo mismo de ti"- รฉl respondiรณ - "ยฟYo?" - preguntรณ ella mirando a su alrededor - "Yo soy Delena, aprendiz de la Luna o, como me suelen decir, la dama de la Luna. ยฟno logras reconocerme?" - su dulce y gentil voz hizo que el hombre frente a ella se calmara- "ยฟDeberรญa? Nunca eh escuchado de tal nombre o tรญtulo" -

26 8 5
G A N G  G A N G

JUST READ IT, IT'S GOOD!

1.6K 4 46
Nina vs Anna

Nina was minding her business as an assassin, but there was one thing on her mind: her estranged sister and rival, Anna.

78 8 0 Full