Cringeworthy Science Jokes

Cringeworthy Science Jokes

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Corny and Cringeworthy jokes that I created. Mind you, you will cringe a lot. For people who love science and love laughing and making crazy jokes like these. Warning : You may find the need to repeatedly facepalm yourself because of these jokes.

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- Last updated at 13:34 28-04-2019

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