Confessions of a Tired Momma

Confessions of a Tired Momma

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These are true, funny stories about being a tired mother of 2 kids. I love being a mom, but I miss sleep like a person lost in the desert misses water. I crave sleep. But these stories help me to see the humor in many situations. I hope you enjoy reading these short stories.

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