Book Of Dumb shit saying/phrases

⋆ "𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚 𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙮" ↳ when the very famous child footballer named M! y/n L/n goes into Blue lock. Unfortunately he got more horny mfs by his side now. ❝Go away, you fucking monkey. ❞-OP! Y/n x Various+ Age Gap // only for comedic relief or platonic yan. + Sexual thoughts (Shidou for the most part.. ig)+ overall strong words use+ reader is aromantic

an entity with a wicked smile is sitting on a throne of mangled corpses. after finding out that people try to act as evil as him by comitting ntr. this angers the entity and it decides to give each victim a dream in this dream the entity tells all the victims to request his help all they need to do is say " WHY SO SERIOUS".WARNING: if you cant handle detailed torture or mind games do not read.

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Чонгук не понимал, откуда берутся все эти нежные сопливые словечки. Запах Тэхена был настолько офигительным, что заставлял разум отключиться и начать нести всякую чепуху. Внутри парня было горячо и узко, поэтому Чон не смог сдержать утробного рычания.Ким стонал и прогибался в пояснице, подставляясь для сильных размашистых толчков.

Your parents transfered you to a different school. since in your school you get bullied a lot, and when your parents found out about it they decided to transfer you to a another school. but unaware the fact it wasn't a normal school and probably traumatized you after everything you witnessed, watching every students fail.But will your day get any worser?The animation/series was made by Kaaatie.Smut/lime/lemon, r@ping, s3x, N$FW or whatever u call it will not be included. For anyone who wanna know, this might have Gore on it, maybe kidnapping. And this book might have a ending in the future, im not putting the book in to complete not yet until fpe will have a episode or neither a series. This book is a bit based of Yandere sim...well sadly the creator of it is problematic i think 😰...

A blind young man with amnesia and an unknown bloodline appears out of nowhere with the refugees from shiganshina, the only thing he remember, (apart from his name) was the survey corps coming back from an expedition, he gets fascinated with them. (y/n) Will try to release the humanity from the titans while gets information about his family.JJK x AOT

Title: 反派大佬怀了我的蛋Author: 郎不知Status: 29 Chapters + 2 Extra (Completed)Introduction:Lin Yu wore a book.The ultimate villain in the book that kills without blinking an eye, Yan Zihan, is a big madman who makes everyone feel scared.The biggest inverse scale in his life is that he is actually a mixed-race female.In order to humiliate him, his enemy found a foolish male from nowhere and sent it to him specially.Then Yan Zihan shot the man up.Lin Yu dressed as a male son: "..."Lin Yu looked at the handsome man in front of him who was already drawing a gun. As soon as he gritted his teeth, he kissed him.Yan Zihan's whole body froze, and then his face slowly turned red.-Two months later, a certain banquet."What? He isn't dead yet??""It's impossible, how did he do it??""Yan Zihan even allowed him to sit beside him?!"An insider lowered his voice anxiously, " Don't look at it, can't you smell it? Yan Zihan's whole body is full of the smell of that male.""Some people said that the male's pheromone is very fragrant, and then Yan Zihan threw it directly from the spaceship...""????"_______JUST IN CASE, THIS STORY IS:✓ PURELY MTL(means this is not edited, so expect the incorrect pronouns, indents, and grammatical errors. :D)✓ FOR OFFLINE PURPOSE ONLY ( just uploaded here for my smooth offline reading)✓ Do Not Report, Do Not Vote, Just Read✓ DISCLAIMER: I do not own the cover nor the story, this is all for offline reading.✓ All Rights and Credits to the original author (郎不知), google translator, and link(s).

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