BirdFlash Smut and fluff (Mature BirdFlash Fanfic)

17 really is all it's deemed to be. everyone's sick of 17, you don't know anything at 17. tbh, when you're 17, nobody understands. i'm not even 17, and i'm still wondering where's my teeange dream. this book- as the title infers- has the number 17. this book - as the title also refers- is humorous nonsense.this book- as the title literally claims, doesn't live up to it's name. looks can be deceiving. therefore, i present to you humorous nonsense vvii, but can assure this book is anything but humorous and has nothing to do with being 17. it's pure nonsense, not even sabrina carpenter can top outros like this books ridiculous references.BEWARE: i'm a certified crazy catlady who listens to loads of taylor swift, you have been warned !!dedicated to the latest hn member @TheaBear11 and my friend Autumn ( person, not the season), who's sorta helping me write this volume. ily <333

"Huy. Lalaking Daga. Ano nanaman kadayaan iniisip mo" Saad ng lalaki na nag-pairap kay Jam.Pumunta si Jam sa kabilang kubo na may tindang prutas na katabi lang ng hit the ball game at bumalik sabay ng pagkain ng isang lansones sinabi niyang"Itong naiisip kong paraan kung sino ang magpapatumba nang lansones nato sa taas ng ulo ng partner nila siya ang panalo" Pagkatapos sabihin ito ni Jam pumwesto siya kung nasaan ang mga bola nakalagay at ngumiti kay stevan."Stevan. Sayo naka-salalay ang buhay ko. I trust you Mr. Cold guy" Saad ni JamNang matapos sabihin ito ni Jam si stevan na seryosong nag focus hawakan ang fake gun sa baril niya at tumutok sa target na lansones sa ulo ni Jam. Sa totoo lang kahit kailan hindi ganto ka focus si Stevan kahit na nagpapractice siya gumamit ng baril dati o ginagamit niya ito sa mga taong gustong pumatay sa kanya natural lang sa kanya na ilang beses niyang lagitikin ang baril ngunit ngayon na doble ang focus, hindi siya nagfofocus dahil gusto niyang tamaan ang target sa ulo ni Jam. Ayaw lang niya masaktan ang taong nakangiti sa kanya na walang kaba o takot ang makikita na nagtitiwala sa kanya na matatamaan niya ang lansones sa ulo ni Jam.Sa pagputok ni stevan sa baril niya tagumpay na tamaan ang lansones sa ulo ni Jam na mas lalo nagpangiti kay Jam ang dalawang mag jowa na nakita nito nakanga-nga dahil hindi madaling tamaan ang target kung may kasamang tao at dahil hindi ganon kalaki ang lansones na sobrang liit keysa sa bola"Oh ano kayo ngayon hah Kaya niyo ba gawin ginawa ni Stevan" Saad ni Jam."Uhhh. Babe" Lingon ng babae sa boyfriend niya namumutla na dahil sa galit at dahil rin sa takot. Takot siya na baka matamaan siya ng bala ng baril kaya ginawa niya tumakbo nalang siya ang girlfriend niya hindi inaasahan ang pagtakbo ng boyfriend niya galit na nilapag ang fake gun at hinabol ang boyfriend niyang duwag.---Abangan..

Now that you, Poppy and Branch have saved all Trolls twice it's time To go on your last adventure together To save Branch's family.This is a sequel to my other two books. Go check them out on my profile. There will be some cursing in this.

The short Qiu Jiujiu's wish is to find a handsome guy with broad shoulders, narrow waist, long legs and a passionate love affair, and change the genes of her offspring; who would have thought that everything would come true after she traveled through the book. Before learning that she traveled through the book, Qiu Jiujiu was an NPC who gave the heroine a golden finger...Protagonist: Qiu Jiujiu, Yan Chen╭┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈◦┊ ☣ Title : 穿书末世，我改变了NPC命运┊ 𐐪 Author: 納蘭輕舞┊ꨄ︎ Category: Romance novels┊꩜ Chapters: 286╰┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈◦ Not mine ✿ For offline reading ✿ MTL

For offline purposesTo sum up in a sentence, *slag men **washing white daily, transmigrating to different worlds to wash white, and the goal is to become a good man!Note:*Slag men refer to men who play with women's hearts aka scum.**Washing white means to come clean, fix up your life.- Description from Novelupdates

Due to boredom from work, Rimuru begged Ciel to go out to another world, but when he got to the world of Date a Live, he landed in a massive crater that could only be done by something monstrous, And then Rimuru encountered Mio Takamiya and was turned into a Spirit.But, actually, it was one of Ciel's plans to teach Rimuru a lesson.Even after knowing that he was tricked by Ciel, Rimuru still stays in this world to analyze the power of spirits.Note: It is highly recommended that you watch "Date a Live" and "That time I got reincarnated as a slime" to understand the plot.[Status]: continuing.[Posting time]: Random.

The year is 2027 and a virus ha s wiped out most of the country population and has only left a 1/3 of the people still living. to repopulate the world on your 18 birthday you must go and enter a program designed to repopulate the earth with perfect humans based on your DNA and you get partnered with the perfect match and you must try to have a baby in the first year. If you refuse a scerct police group comes and takes you to the head quarters for "breeding"

After Suzie starts wetting again, her mom decides to get some... "protection".THE FIRST THREE CHAPTERS WERE INSPIRED BY ANOTHER STORY THAT WAS DISCONTINUED AND ISN'T ORIGINALLY MINE. I'm just adding my own for continuation. If anybody can show me the original story, that would be great.