Genshin headcanons/scenarios

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The Villainess is Three and a Half Years Old

Yeya is a little sprout of the Plant Clan, who has just turned 100 years old. To save her family, Yeya transmigrates into a novel.The original owner of the body was a vicious villainess; the system asked Yeya to fulfill the task in place of the dead villainess.She needs to be vicious and mercilessly suppress the protagonist at every turn. To do that, she needs to snatch away all his resources. And when the male lead is at his most vulnerable, she needs to hit him with a fatal blow.Yeya nodded her head, indicating that she understood the task. However--"Uncle, what does it mean to be vicious and merciless?""..." The system was extremely depressed and frustrated as he stared at the three and a half years old villainess.***Yeya earnestly acted her villainess role according to the mission. However, the result was always contrary to the system's expectations. As a result, the progress of the taskbar lengthened in reverse. The system eventually collapsed in despair, "Little one, what breed of plants are you? I've worked with your mother before. Your mother is a corpse flower*. She's super malicious!"Isn't genetics supposed to be strong?Yeya, who is playing in the mud, has a soft and tender voice, "My father is a four-leaf clover, so I am a four-leaf clover as well~"The system, "..." Wow, like father like daughter!T/N: * A carnivorous plant that mainly eats insects. It earned its name 'the Corpse Flower' because it smells like rotten flesh when it blooms. It's also literally translated to 'man-eating flower'.*not my translation mtl*

The Daily Joke!

Feel free to tell these jokes to your friends and family, share them around! Just make sure you laugh and have fun!I didn't come up with all these jokes myself I got some off websites and some from other people.

Reckless

Some things are just unintended... like bumping into a conceited vampire at a party, hating his guts then - against all your better judgement and frequent protests - inexplicably making him believe that you've fallen in love with him. Then before you know it you're being sucked into a world of fantasy and danger that you had no idea existed. Of course, these things are just bound to happen to Anne Forbes - it's just her luck. She doesn't even want this, but who even asked for her opinion on these things?

/My Mental Ocean/

*Gyrates madly in spinning chair, unable to formulate words because of g-force* Hi there! My name is Riley, I'm in the ninth grade, soon to be tenth (whaddup, time is moving way too fast)! And welcome to My Mental Ocean! This so just a little online diary sort of thing. I really can't sum up what I talk about in this diary because it's just so all over the place ~ also, side warning, I know no boundaries so there's gonna be tons of TMI (I Didn't Need To Know That Thank You No Thank You) stuff in here ^-^ Enjoy ~~ *Some triggering subjects, most likely* *If you're here just to start a fight, please take that elsewhere*

Everything Wrong With Wattpad

In side is a list of things I absolutely despise about this app. And you probably hate them too..From the cliched tripe that gets noticed, to the constant glitches, Wattpad's sins shall be categorised in this bookNote: this book is put in the humour section for a reason, it's mostly for form and to vent frustration HIGHEST RANKING #795 HUMOUR SECIND HIGHEST #804 IN HUMOUR THIRD HIGHEST RANKING #894 IN HUMOUR FOURTH HIGHEST RANKING #929 IN HUMOUR ---------Why yes, this title has been used in other books, yes this title is a spin on cinema sins, but judge the book by it's FabuLous Cover (made by moi) and it's content, not the title

Random Stuff-

This is just a book of random stuff in my life-

My (not so) Amazing art and random things

This is just about some drawings I've made and some random stuff, I'll probably add more. They are mostly random Drawings. Enjoy!

European in America! [Parody]

A parody about a young European man going to America for the first time. Prepare to laugh, cry and get butthurt.

Random short things I've written

compilation of a bunch of random stories and such that I've written, some are fairly old, so yeah. uhh, enjoy ig.cover: random screenshot of my recommended search on Pintrest

Personal Stories And Other Fun Stuff To Not Read

I mean, do you really think it sounds all that appealing?

Hidden Talents

Jorgina Mathews is a liar.Nice and simple. She thinks that it's just another way of acting, just better.But unfortunately, her mouth gets her into a lot of trouble.But all of that changes when she gets into IAOSS,aka international academy of spy skills.I mean, why did she get in? She's rubbish at spying. Or is it one of her HIDDEN TALENTS.Did you see what I did there? Huh? Huh??? A book filled with lots of humour,action,action, adventure and maybe a little bit of romance if you're luckyCover by meeeeee

The Gift of the Sun

Elidi Philyra Taylor, Camila Anstice Clark, and Callidora Pyrena Hall are best friends. They all share one thing in common, they're demi-gods. Now, you may be thinking 'wow, three best friends with special powers, how original', extremely sarcastically, but A)they don't necessarily have special powers, and B)they are only friends because they share a common hatred. Monster. You may be thinking doesn't everyone hate monsters? The answer is yes but they hate them more than anything else on Earth. And they have good reason to. A/N Well this probably sucks balls, and I'm sorry. the beginning is going to be in the past, so don't be confused. then it goes to present day.

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