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The life of Aurelia Potter
What if Aurelia Potter was a werewolf and a metamorphamagus ?What if she was not the girl who lived ?
Griangst One-Shots
Sad Bread. Angst book of one shots about Grian. The art IS mine. Basically, I love Grian angst and cannot get enough, so I am making this to satisfy my Griangst needs. Hope this helps yours too!Ratings at one point: #1 in griangst#20 in terror in 16k stories. #317 in gore#730 in sad out of 300K stories.#591 in depression out of 256K stories.
Y/N POTTER (1)
"SLYTHERIN!"Y/n Lily Potter and her older brother ("By five minutes!" -Y/n) have never even heard of Hogwarts until on their eleventh birthday when a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Y/n is a witch and her brother, Harry James Potter, is a wizard, and they have a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.They quickly find out that there was a lot more to magic than waving your wand and saying a few funny words.Through all their years at Hogwarts, none of them were peaceful. All of her adventures starts with the twins minding their own business-I MEAN THEY WERE! Honestly!•••~⚡︎⚯⚡︎~•••Join their adventures and choose from three different endings with :Draco Malfoy/ Mattheo Riddle/ Tom Riddleafter every book!Draco Malfoy x reader Tom Riddle x readerMattheo Riddle x readerI don't own any of the characters!! Credit goes to the people who own them!!‼️TW‼️Cursing/ Swearing (whatever you call it)
A Halliwell at Hogwarts: The Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter Love Story)
Everybody knows the story of Harry Potter and how he defeated the most powerful and dangerous Dark Wizard of all time with the help of his two best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. But what would happen if the Golden Trio was a Golden Quartet? What if the fourth member of their gang was a Black? And what if she was a Halliwell?Discover the story of how Persephone Halliwell lives her years at Hogwarts, finding adventures, love and enemies without noses!Will she be able to keep her secret or will she use her Wiccan powers to help defeat Voldemort?DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter and Charmed, but only my OCs and the modifications of the original plot of the Harry Potter series. The credits go respectively to J.K. Rowling and Constance M. Burge. Furthermore, unless I state otherwise, the images used in the chapters belong to the respective owners.
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone (Slytherin!Harry)
Only the greatest wizards deserve the finer things in life. That's how Draco sees things. So what if Harry did too? This is only book 1 of the whole series. A complete alternate universe while sticking to Canon as much as possible. Harry accepts Draco's request, becomes a Slytherin, and still solves the mystery of the stone. Ron is still befriended later in this book. Hermione is hardly involved. Chapters start short and get long.Slytherin!Harry and possible Dark!Harry + DrarryAll credit of the characters and plot go to JK Rowling.
Trapdoor
Inspired by the song "Trapdoor" by Twenty One Pilots, Trapdoor is a story taking place in the 1900s where the circus that formally calls itself the Vanishing Circus thrives. Maria Valentine is a girl who attends this circus, and she decides to participate as a victim.This is a slow-moving, dark, dystopian story. If you've read my other Trapdoor story, then you may not like this. The way Maria goes through everything in the story is completely different from the previous story.
The Riddle Twins
Rhya and her twin Marcal are most unlike the other students at Howarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; while everyone is celebrating the disappearance of Lord Voldemort, they seethe through it. It is because of Harry Potter that they were left at their Aunt and Uncle's. And when the Malfoys' left them at an orphanage, they had only themselves to depend upon.But when Rhya becomes friends with Harry Potter and Co., she will have to make a choice that had never confronted her before: Friends or Family? Death Eaters or those sworn against them?The fact that her father is plotting to take over the world via a certain professor's head doesn't make the choice any easier.
Untraceable (Harry Potter)
Sapphire Dawn Malfoy was the twin sister of a certain Draco. But she leads a very different life. Blonde, arrogant Draco is a Slytherin king; Dark haired, crazy Sapphire is a Gryffindor lunatic. Abused by her father for as long as she remembers she has to hide her pain somehow! Read this and find out Sapphires adventures through Hogwarts. I suck at descriptions so yeah... :D
The Other Weasley Sister
She's funny,sassy,sarcastic,a prankster,knows how to put Malfoy in his place,and is a Weasley.But not any Weasley-Ron Weasley's twin sister!Disclaimer-I won't (or ever will) own Harry Potter (except for Rosalyn Weasley).That right goes to Queen JK Rowling.
Changing Fates
After the devastation of the Battle of Hogwarts many people were left without their loved ones.So the golden trio and the others decide to return to the past to try and avoid the tragedy that will take place in the future.
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger: The Philosopher's Stone
What Would Have Happened If Hermione and Harry Were Struck By Voldemort's Killing Curse and Ended Up At The Dursleys For The First 11 Years? Read To Find Out!
Rose Dylan Lupin Daughter Of Remus Lupin {Book One}
Rose Dylan Lupin is the daughter of Remus Lupin. Rose finds out the truth about her life and she wants it to all change. She hates her father for what he did and she loves him at the same time. What will Tonks say when she finds out what Remus has done? Will the relationship last or not? What will Rose's teachers be like at Hogwarts? Find out more......
The Slytherin Vampiress (Draco x Reader)
What if Tom Riddle had a heir that was taken? What if she is the daughter of the vampire queen? What if she was put with the Potter's? What happens when she finds out who she is? What happens when she meets Draco Malfoy, the Slytherin Prince? She looks like here mother, but acts like here father. Will she truly embrace her dark side and follow her father's footsteps or will she be the person who kills him?Sorcerer's Stone ✅Chamber of Secrets ✍️Prisoner of Azkaban 🚫Goblet of Fire 🚫Order of the Phoenix 🚫Half-Blood Prince 🚫Deathly Hallows Part 1 🚫Deathly Hallows Part 2 🚫I don't own any of the characters except for Ace Potter.
𝐖𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 // 𝐖𝐓𝐌¹︎
"𝐓𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞"Elijah Mikaelson, known as the noble Original vampire. Nora Potter, known as the Girl-Who-Lived.What if Elijah, his family and the Scooby-Doo gang, get the chance to watch the story of Nora Potter, AKA Elijah's daughter?{oc x Fred Weasley & Theo Nott}{HP x TVD}{book one of the Nora Potter series}𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽: 𝖩𝖺𝗇𝗎𝖺𝗋𝗒 1, 2024 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝖽:Sorcerer's Stone - finished✅Chamber of Secrets - finished✅Prisoner of Azkaban - writing✍🏼Goblet of Fire - not startedOrder of Phoenix - not startedHalf-Blood Prince - not startedDeathly Hallows - not started
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 | Harry Potter x Male Reader
What if Harry had a twin? What if he was not the only one who survived Voldemort's attack, that fateful Halloween night? This is the story of the Potter twins, who are ready to attend their First Year at Hogwarts' School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Read and follow their adventures.. . . DISCLAIMER⚠️I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANY OF THE PHOTOS I PUT IN THIS STORY. THE CREDIT GOES TO THEIR CREATORS. . . . Started on June 17th 2022Finished on July 20th 2022
Harry Potter's Coolest Aunt
When Lily has a favourite cousin who she considers to be the best sister she has who accepts her for being a witch more than Petunia and also be her maid of honour at her wedding who gets along with her husband and his two other friends after threatening him pain if he broke the lily heart. Even when her son was born her cousin joked that they were twins looking alike when she was there at the birth before heading back to the USA to fix some god problems making her no contact for a few yearsOnly to learn when she came to London that Lily and James died and her son is with Petunia and her walrus husband being abused. Percy Jackson, the hero of Olympus, bursts into anger and rescues her 4-year-old nephew immediately defeating the real villain of the story and finding truth of her birth and her immortal lover.(This is also a krishna story)(And Harry x Indian Oc )
Helena Rose Potter | Harry Potters Twin Sister
I am Helena Rose Potter. You heard me right, POTTER! Yep I'm Harry's twin sister. Of course he has no clue, very surprising ( btw "very surprising" is sarcastic). So ya Dumbles thought it would be cool to leave me with a horrible family, AWAY FROM MY BROTHER! I mean come on Dumbledore of anything ya could've done, ya could've kept me, or even gave me to Snape for god sakes! So anyway see ya at Hogwarts peoples!!!Signing out, Helena Rose Potter
Hermione and Draco: Everlasting Love
Hermione Lavinier is a pure-blood witch. Her parents are Death Eaters, loyal servants of Lord Voldemort. When her parents are seriously injured in a scuffle with Aurors, she spends some time with the Malfoys, a fellow pure-blood family that knew Hermione ever since she was born. She falls for their son Draco and an exciting romance starts, but will she avenge her parents?NOTE: I do not own any of JK Rowlings settings or characters.
The Dragon Princess and the Snake (Dracoxreader)
(Y/N) Lily Potter lives with her twin brother, Harry James Potter. They are very close and are best friends. Though it will be put to the test once the attend the magical school of Hogwarts. There (Y/N) starts having a strange feeling towards a boy named Draco Malfoy. Though their relationship seems familiar to the eyes of Severus Snape. What will Harry do when he notices that Draco is acting differently only towards his sister? Will Draco find a way to make (Y/N) his? And what will happen in when the story continues?I don't own any on the Harry Potter characters and some of the plot. All rights for that is given to J.K. Rowling's books. Also giving credit for the people who wrote the script for the movies for I used some of their material. Please don't copyright me.
𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐈𝐄 | ᴇʟɪᴢᴀʙᴇᴛʜ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ
❝ ᵀʰᵉ ᵒⁿᵉˢ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳ ᵗᵒ ᵛᵃⁿ𝔮ᵘⁱˢʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴰᵃʳᵏ ᴸᵒʳᵈ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵒᵃᶜʰ... ᴮᵒʳⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ʷʰᵒ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰʳⁱᶜᵉ ᵈᵉᶠⁱᵉᵈ ʰⁱᵐ, ᵇᵒʳⁿ ᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵉᵛᵉⁿᵗʰ ᵐᵒⁿᵗʰ ᵈⁱᵉˢ... ᵀʷⁱⁿˢ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵇᵒʳⁿ, ᵃ ᵇᵒʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃ ᵍⁱʳˡ... ᵀʰᵉ ᴰᵃʳᵏ ᴸᵒʳᵈ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵐᵃʳᵏ ʰⁱᵐ ᵃˢ ʰⁱˢ ᵉ𝔮ᵘᵃˡ, ᵃˢ ʰᵉ ᵖᵒˢˢᵉˢˢᵉˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃʳᵗ ᵒᶠ ʰⁱˢ ˢᵒᵘˡ, ᵇᵘᵗ ʰᵉ ʷⁱˡˡ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᴰᵃʳᵏ ᴸᵒʳᵈ ᵏⁿᵒʷˢ ⁿᵒᵗ... ˢʰᵉ ʷⁱˡˡ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᴱᵃʳᵗʰ ʰᵃˢ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ˢᵉᵉⁿ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ, ˢʰᵉ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵒᵈᵈᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᶠⁱʳᵉ, ᵗʰᵉ ᴰʳᵃᵍᵒⁿ ᴸᵃᵈʸ, ˢʰᵉ ʷⁱˡˡ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳ ⁿᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵃᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵃᵛᵉ, ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵉ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵈⁱᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵉᶠᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᴰᵃʳᵏ ᴸᵒʳᵈ... ᵀʰᵉ ᵒⁿᵉˢ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳ ᵗᵒ ᵛᵃⁿ𝔮ᵘⁱˢʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴰᵃʳᵏ ᴸᵒʳᵈ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵇᵒʳⁿ ᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵉᵛᵉⁿᵗʰ ᵐᵒⁿᵗʰ ᵈⁱᵉˢ...❞ᴴᵃʳʳʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴱˡⁱᶻᵃᵇᵉᵗʰ ᴾᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ: ᵀʰᵉ ᵗʷⁱⁿˢ ʷʰᵒ ˡⁱᵛᵉᵈ. ᴱᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ᵏⁿᵒʷˢ ᵗᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵒᵖʰᵉᶜʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶠᵒʳᵉᵗᵒˡᵈ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵈᵉᶠᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᴰᵃʳᵏ ᴸᵒʳᵈ. ᴮᵘᵗ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʰᵒʷ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷⁱˡˡ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵃʸ?ᴱˡⁱᶻᵃᵇᵉᵗʰ ᴾᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷᵃˢ ᵇᵒʳⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵈⁱᵉ......ᴬⁿᵈ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ.
Pennelope and the Trapdoor (Harry Potter love story) book 1
(Edited)Pennelope Jone lived a pretty ordinary life with her sister Hermione Granger. But everything changed when she received a letter from a school going by the name of Hogwarts. Join Pennelope as she encounters a three headed dog, evil plants, flying keys, giant chessboards, and the Chosen One.
The Summoning
Ten year old Harry has no one in his life, and he's never believed otherwise, until there was a flash of green light, and this one hadn't come from his dreams. A reading the books fanfiction that contains no actual text from the books.
Pennelope and the Prisoner (Harry Potter Love Story) book 3
(Under extreme editing)Pennelope has had some very rough years. First it was the trapdoor, second it was a chamber, what's going to happen to her now. Will she finally confess her love for Harry, or will she keep it bottled up. A prisoner has escaped from Azkaban, Sirius Black, he's out to kill Harry, but Pennelope won't let that happen.Join Pennelope on her third year at Hogwarts.READ FIRST AND SECOND BOOK: Pennelope and the Trapdoor : Pennelope and the Chamber.
- Choose Wisely - ( Draco x Y/n )
Y/n is the daughter of Sirius and Monica Black. Sirius was sent to Azkaban for being accused for murder and your mother Monica Black who disappeared without a trace when you where 5 years old which you end up staying with Remus Lupin till your father gets out of Azkaban or your old enough to live on your own. 5 years later you soon get a letter from Hogwarts asking for you to join their school.You end up meeting many friends but end up finding dark things you never thought could be true with a boy named Draco Malfoy who ends up going through the same thing your going through... A/n:Hi this is my first book pls understand I'm not the best at this but I'll give it a try! Also book cover isn't mine, (Since I have a crappy memory I'll do my best to do exactly what happens in the movie but might not be exact so I apologize) I Also don't own the character all credits goes to J.K Rowling Except Y/n and Monica Black :)First Day Published : Dec 3rd 2021Day finished: Oct 6th 2022
Sirius's son
Rigel Sirius Black was the son of Sirius Black. Raised in an orphanage unloved and uncared for, he was surprised he had received a letter of admission to a magical school, and even as he escapes a dreary life and enters a world of magic with new friends, trouble awaited them.