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๐‡๐€๐“๐„ ๐ˆ๐“ ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„

- ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ

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Jack x Timeout

We all know he deserves it lolWhy I wrote this? I don't knowPlease just end me.Diese Story wird Aly gewidmet.I'm literally so sorry for writing this ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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The Apothecay Diaries Book 2

Dismissed from the rear palace, Maomao returns to service in the outer court-as the personal serving woman to none other than Jinshi! That doesn't necessarily make her popular with the other ladies, but a bit of jealousy might be the least of her problems. A mysterious warehouse fire, an official with a very bad case of food poisoning, and the mysterious last will and testament of a deceased craftsman all demand her attention-but are these cases really separate, or do they share a troubling connection? Then there's the mysterious military man who continually visits Jinshi. He's strange, maybe even a little twisted... and he seems very interested in Maomao.

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หšแฐ ๐’๐Ž๐…๐“ ๐’๐๐Ž๐“ ;; k. bakugou [โœ“]

โ๐–๐‡๐˜ ๐ƒ๐Ž ๐˜๐Ž๐” ๐๐„๐‚๐Ž๐Œ๐„ ๐’๐Ž ๐’๐Ž๐…๐“ ๐€๐‘๐Ž๐”๐๐ƒ ๐‡๐„๐‘?โž โ” ๐’๐Ž๐…๐“ ๐’๐๐Ž๐“ โ™ก

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Dear Fuckboi: A TomTord Satire

Tom is a fucking idiot.Tord is too.What happens when they both want to die?I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale.Wonderful cover art by me(This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

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kaiju paradise

NO LEMON (it good fruit tho) (also a bit shitty)

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Head Over Heels

"I like you""Where are you going? I said I like you""You are very thick skinned lalisa"This is the story where the great Royal Maknae 'LALISA MANOBAN' of Blackpink is totally whipped for not other than the superstar 'JEON JUNGKOOK' of Bangtan Sonyeodan (BTS).Cover credit goes to our great editor @iwanttodiewithpain

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The Captain's Entertainer

I've lived my entire life on an isolated island. When I decide to explore the world, I enlist as an entertainer at a military camp without any idea of what the job entails. In my confusion, I make a fool of myself and catch the eye of The Captain. He quickly teaches me that entertainers are not there to make soldiers laugh with jokes and magic tricks. Entertainers are there for carnal pleasure, and The Captain wants me to entertain HIM.

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missing you

they defeated wicked and all had near death experiences just to be separated how will stiles cope will he give up or will he be saved just in time?(Ok look I was high while writing this so if it doesn't make sense that's why)

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tally hall amogus

we're in the sussy hallworking electrical

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I'm not leaving you || beeduo

PLEASE READ THE DESC COMPLETELY this is shipping ranbooxtubbo in a highschool au, i dont ship the actual people/content creators, i just like little cute romance stories, i wont do anything beyond small kissing. i dont mean any harm towards anyone and if tubbo or ranboo say this stuff makes them uncomfortable even if its not them, i will 100% delete this with no hesitation. i dont want to hurt anyone. please dont send too much hateactual book description: ranboo had moved to the uk over the summer, and was dreading going to a new school. But then he met some pretty poggers people and his new crushfair amount of fluff and angst, along with some bitchy made up characters to hate on. idk what im doing and this is only my second storythanks for clicking on this :))

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Steal His Girl

{I wrote this in 7th grade, so I apologize for how poorly it may have been written. It's a little cringey but a lot of you seem to really enjoy it HAHA. The story is NOW COMPLETED and I hope you enjoy!}"Kiss me." He smirked pulling me closer to his chest. "Andrew I have a boyfriend." I nervously reminded him. "I don't care." I stared up at his dark eyes as they intently stared back. "Let go of me." "Why?" I tried to pull away and failed miserably. His grip was just too tight around my waist. "I said let go!" I screamed at him clenching my jaw. My frustration seemed to amuse him. "Stop being such a freaking prude Ash." He chuckled with a smirk. He leaned in closer just inches away from my ear. My heart hammered against my chest when I felt his hot breath on my ear. "I want you." •••Ashley Freely. That's the girl.The girl that I needed to know. The girl, I couldn't stop thinking about. I knew from that first day that she would be mine. I knew that despite everything in our way, that I'd make her my girl.I knew she wasn't available to me, but I didn't care. Somehow, someway, I'd get her. There was just something that pulled me in. Everything about her intrigued me, and for the first time I knew what I wanted. I wanted her.

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Filling in big shoes (Spider-Man reader insert)

Right so I wanted to make this mostly cuz I've been a fan of Spider-Man my entire life. This story takes place a couple years after the snap that killed off my favorite hero's.

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Other Universe.// a II and TPOT fanfic

(WOW THATS A LONG TITLE Anyways this is my my first fanfic so please don't bully me I know it will be cringe)what if nickel from tpot and nickel from II switched dimensions?well NOW YOU CAN KNOW DUE TO THIS BEING A THING >:)ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO ANIMATION EPIC AND JACKNJELLIFY(EWEWEWEWEW THIS IS SO OLD IM GOING TO RIP OFF MY FINGER NAILS..... โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–)

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Nendou x Reader x Saiki x Reader x Kaidou

your mom even reads this

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Bell Bottoms// Larry Mpreg// AOB

Harry Styles is an Alpha who only wants to find love, but he shows this in a terrible way. He as slept with almost every omega in his small town. Expect for Louis. The one who Harry truly believes is his soul mate, but Louis doesn't want to be with someone who's been around the block more than a few times. Harry just wants Louis, but Louis doesn't want Harry.Why is this placed in the 70s ? No reason other than I love the fashion.

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The Musk of Love (Elon Musk x Me)

(PLEASE READ THE LAST CHAPTER!!!) I applied to be Elon Musk's personal assistant. (Meaning I would write stuff down and stuff) He hired me, and I was excited. Ever since I was 16 I have admired this man. He's so smart, and I want his Big Brain to fill me with knowledge. Throughout my new career, I get closer and closer to Mr. Musk. So close, in fact, that I smell his musky musk everyday. Thank you, Elon, very cool.

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RemnantTale

Jaune arc was always called weak. He had no aura, and his semblance couldn't be awakened without it. His family casted him out, and so he lived in the wilderness, wandering from kingdom to kingdom. Eventually he makes it to Vale, where he meets a man calling himself Gaster, who says he can give Jaune power, amazing power. What will Jaune do with this?

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The Sugar Thief (G/T) (Completed)

My first ever g/t work. Inspired by Arrietty, although different plot. Contains sfw interactions only (minus some angst) (43,000~ words).Everything takes place in modern day, but in a fictional reality where little beings (borrowers) live in the walls and take things that humans don't need. They're incredibly timid creatures, but excellent survivors and very agile. They'd look 100% human if not for their ears, tails, and feet.Carter is the youngest in a family of four, resilient with a daredevil spirit. After a tragic turn of events he's left to fend for his own, and manages alright, until the unimaginable happens.But.. things may not be as bad as they seem.(Check out my other works for more GT content!)

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Coming Up For Air | โœ“

WATTYS 2023 & 2022 SHORTLIST | Stella Donahue is in dire need of a fresh start.A break. Away from the college town that's shunned her, away from the place she once called home. Her salvation comes in the shape of an old family friend's lake house and the promise of a summer all to herself. Not to forgive. Probably not to forget - no matter how hard she tries. But to continue to heal.The surprise comes in the shape of Jacob Wilson.Suddenly, with her somewhat estranged childhood friend living down the hall, Stella's summer of solitude becomes anything but. Though, maybe, reconnecting with Jake is exactly what she needs.

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Vacations {Tsukiyamakagehina}

Tkymkghn fanfic"Please, can somebody tell me why I'm going on vacations with you again?""You love us.""You want to take the opportunity to drown us at the beach.""Also we just graduated.""I think it was the second point", Tsukishima muttered.~To celebrate their graduation, the four friends decided to go on vacations. And while they are the absolute chaos and Tsukishima is absolutely done with them, he also notices that he might feel more for those three absolute sweet idiots.

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Annabeth Stole My Keys (Jercy)

Despite Annabeth knowing how the night could turn to a disaster, she forgets to check her pockets before fleeing Jason's house. Now she's stranded Percy at Jason's house and, knowing Percy's luck, tonight would be the night he broke.~~~~~~~This was originally going to be a oneshot. But I can't leave anything alone. So here is my three chapter baby story. (plus Epilogue by popular request)(And Various extras)

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Lesson Learned {Student Teacher Romance}

My whole life is 'have to.' I have to work full-time to pay the bills and keep food on the table. I have to finish college for a chance at a better job, no matter how long it takes. I have to manage my mom's sobriety so I can keep her out of jail. I have to keep a smile on my face, so no one knows how hard it's been.Now, I have to ignore the curious feelings that flutter in my chest whenever my devastatingly handsome new English professor, Fitzwilliam Benedict, is nearby. Of course, that's kind of impossible because I have to face his storm-tossed eyes and broad shoulders in class every other evening if I want to graduate with my perfect grade-point intact. And it's getting harder to ignore the way his thoughtful gaze sees all the way down to the truth I don't want anyone to know. Our kismet connection is a major complication that could torpedo everything I've worked for...Or this could be the most valuable lesson, ever. ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽ“ Just a heads up that this isn't fully edited (yet), so you may notice typos or spelling errors! I'm doing my bets (I hope at least some of you got that joke!!) to correct as I go...but you know how it goes, when you get on a roll you sometimes miss things ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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I Will Find You...///KiriBaku

Kirishima didn't show up to class one day. Bakugo tries to call him, but he doesn't get any response. What happened to the boy he loves?This is an AU with quirks, but no heros.

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