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ruffled feathers
mumbo and grian begin setting dares for one another, playing 'chicken' until one gives up. failing to realise both were as stubborn as one another. feelings seem to emerge from both and the dares get rapidly ludicrous i am only shipping the online personas, this is set in minecraft grians an avian cover art isnt mine it's 21space_bunny12on hold for a bit
Klance || Violated - Omegaverse
Keith almost kills Lance in an alley next to a host club, but Lance saves his own life by offering to buy him a drink.So yeHighest rankings: #1 klanceau #12 klance #2 keithkogane #4 Keith #11 vld #4 voltron #13 lancemcclain #51 lance
Dressed as the boss's ex-girlfriend (MTL)
Author: Mango Glasses Girllink:https://www.52shuku.vip/yanqing/hySL.htmlShen Nian pretends to be the ex-girlfriend of a big boss with the same name. His ex-girlfriend teased him, deceived him and fooled him when the boss was down, and then came back licking her face and begging to get back together after the boss became prosperous. Unable to get back together, the ex-girlfriend blamed the heroine for the reason, and started a series of violent suicide attempts. The male and female protagonists were beaten into a double fight by the intolerable male protagonists, and spent their entire lives in a mental hospital miserably. Shen Nian refused to take on such a bad script, but when she was at the scene where she was begging the boss to get back together, the original owner just said, "Chengyi, I had no choice but to leave you back then." Gu Chengyi looked at her coldly, waiting for her to come up with a "forced" reason. Shen Nian suddenly smiled: "Mr. Gu, how about making a deal?" Gu Chengyi: "Say." Shen Nian: "Give me two million and I will help you chase girls." Gu Chengyi: "I'll give you three million and disappear in front of me!" Shen Nian accepted the check, patted his butt and left. Half a month later, Gu Chengyi met Shen Nian by chance. At that time, someone asked her, "Why did you buy a house so quickly?" Shen Nian smiled and said, "Of course it's because I have an ex-boyfriend who is stupid and rich." Gu Chengyi, who is stupid and rich, said: "..." Very good, you successfully caught my attention. Later, Shen Nian, who was forced to stay up late to exercise, would always hear her ex-boyfriend who was stupid and rich in money ask in her ear: "Am I stupid?" Shen Nian: "It's me who is stupid, really!"Manager Shen who always feels that the male host is stupid and owes too much money and wants to beat him?Note: Story not mine. For offline reading purposes only!
Siren (Peter Parker x Fem!Villain Reader)
Y/N L/N, also known as Siren, is a small-time villain with the ability to make men fall instantly in love with her, and she has it out for Tony Stark. But when she decides to go after Iron Man's pet superhero, Spider-Man, she begins to fall for the boy behind the mask until she's not sure who's under whose spell anymore...A Peter Parker x villain!reader ficIron Man is alive because I do what I want ‼️COVER ART NOT MINE! Cover art an edit by xABeautifulLiex on Deviantart©️All Rights Reserved
Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince | Sirius Black ✓
'Pranks and Perverts and Padfoot, oh my!' Meet Kelsey 'Kelpie' Jones: Miss Americana, Comic lover and the Hufflepuff who doesn't give a Hufflefuck. Having Lily Evans accidentally fall in love with James Potter was never a part of her plan to get revenge on Sirius Black, Heartbreak Prince of Hogwarts and the Bane of her Existence. Neither was realising her own affinity for his perfectly snoggable lips. But hey, all's fair in love and war, right? Highest Ranking: #1 in #harrypotter | March 11, 2021Started: October 2, 2020 | Completed: January 24, 2021Final Word Count: 100Kϟ"There was a book.""A book?""More like a magazine, really.""Oh?""It had dirty pictures..""Wicked!""..of naked witches.""No!" "Yes!""Well, continue!""Word around school is that Kinky Kelpie can procure these magazines if you ask. For a price of course."ϟDisclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (or the GIFs/Images used for aesthetics purposes in the book)
✓ | RECKLESS AND BRAVE | Draco Malfoy
[ BOOK TWO OF MISCHIEF MANAGED | JAMES POTTER VS SIRIUS BLACK ]❝ But," her voice trailed off brokenly, "I'm still me. I'm still Tessa Valentine. I don't get it." He smiled softly at her, gently lifting her chin to gaze at her with that fondness he preserved only for her. "Hey, even if the world forgets that you're Tessa Valentine, never forget that I'm Draco Malfoy and that I love you. And for someone like me to completely and fully admit that I am so in love with you, you can conquer the stars, Braveheart. ❞ ϟTessa Valentine and Draco Malfoy have hated each other since day one. He annoyed her to an extent with his stupid porcelain hair, stupid smirk, stupid tattletale trait, his stupid meanness, and most of them all, it was his stupid grey eyes. But it's thanks to those stupid things that undid all the hatred between Tessa and Draco. Looks like she wasn't just brave, after all. She was reckless, too. And that's probably what made Draco fall for her in the first place.highest ranking:#1 mischief managed#1 the marauders#1 jk rowling#1 draco malfoy#1 draco #36 fred weasley #149 harry potter
𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 • chris sturniolo
chris sturniolo, was the school player. he couldn't date a girl anything longer than a week. he was considered the biggest asshole at oak high. putting his reputation and flirty demeanor aside, he's terrified of commitment. he's still unsure about having a girlfriend. he begins to fail his math class so astrid beckett was asked to tutor chris. she was smart, uptight and funny. she never failed her classes, total neat freak and hated confident guys like chris. she thought chris was annoying. what happens when astrid starts to fall for his flirty behavior? keep reading!
Oh, Ophelia | Tom Riddle
Honey, I love youThat's all she wroteOh, Ophelia You've been on my mind, girl, like a drugOh, OpheliaHeaven help the fool who falls in love.Tom Riddle x Hufflepuff OCBased loosely on the song by the Lumineers
proper care ! remus lupin
For the first time in his life, Remus J. Lupin can't seem to get into a good book.Why?Because everytime his eyes go down to the pages, he finds himself glancing right back up to the cute Hufflepuff girl at the other table.*completed*Started: july 8, 2020Completed: june 21, 2021
fluffy and funny avengers pictures
💖fluff🌺cute🧁sweet🍨. Is child friendly😊Hello👋 everybody. Whoever you are I hope you enjoy this, have a nice time!Jul. 10. 2022.
Forgotten Memories (Draco Malfoy x Reader) DISCONTINUED
"Do you know who I am, (Y/n)?""No."~Draco Malfoy's biggest mistake was falling in love with you, a Muggleborn Hufflepuff. You were everything he wasn't and everything he needed.(CURRENTLY ON YEAR 3)
My Little Breachling
Every time he touches you, Cisco has a vibe he can't explain...©️All Rights Reserved
𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒌𝒊𝒅𝒔 - pjo x hp
COOL KIDS【 BOOK ONE: POISONED DAUGHTER SERIES 】❛ i wish that i could be like the 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒌𝒊𝒅𝒔 'cause all the 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒌𝒊𝒅𝒔, they seem to fit 𝒊𝒏 ❜ 【PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS: PRE-TLT - TLT 】【HARRY POTTER: PRE-TSS - TOP 】【UNDECIDED X FEM!OC】【 STARTED: dec. 26. 22】【 COMPLETED: jan. 29. 24】【 BOOK ONE IN THE POISONED DAUGHTER SERIES 】
Weird stories
I was bored one day and wrote these, some are short and some are longer. They are all weird and funny though
Draco Malfoys Hufflepuff
Draco Malfoy was the slytherin king all the witches and maybe some wizards liked draco malfoy but one hufflepuff stood out to draco, the supposable "mudblood" y/n blackwood. what will happen during the war? will draco and y/n get together and live a happy life?(edited)
R. Heffley. STUPID TEEN LOVE
HELLOO!!!This was my first story so it's not done that well but I hope you enjoy regardless!! Make sure you check out my other newer stories bai
off limits | petalz
♦ { PETALZ AU } ✦ { COMPLETED. } ♦nakamura kazuha is a smart girl. she knows her limits, knows her rules, and knows her place. but then her brother just HAS to bring his stupidly hot, sweet girlfriend to stay at his house.where kazuha happens to be staying.ORmiyawaki sakura isn't a stranger to attraction, but kazuha is something else. © 2024 wintchocolate
![alstroemeria [ stories four ]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/166387861.jpg "alstroemeria [ stories four ]")
alstroemeria [ stories four ]
i can't believe i've got four fucking books worth of this shit [ NOVEMBER 2018- AUGUST 2019 ]
Stupid Deep (Julie and the Phantoms)
Emily Lucia Grace was born after the tragic death of most of Sunset Curve. She was a surprise, but a welcomed one.Her best friend is visited by three ghosts; one of which holds more familiarity than her friend realizes.*I don't own Julie and the Phantoms. All credit goes to Kenny Ortega. I only own Emily and her story.*
How Can I Break Pregnancy With A Teammate?
Title: 怀了队友的崽怎么破Author: Xishan Yu (西山鱼)Status: CompletedDescription:The former miracle of the Federation, Xia Yi, found that he had traveled hundreds of years later and he had also differentiated into a delicate and weak Omega.The full-level boss Xia Yi looked at the chicken-like Alpha behind him and was very satisfied.As for Omega's natural frailty or something, Xia Yi snapped off the laser gun in his hand expressionlessly.This kind of self-confidence... until he was told by the doctor that he was pregnant-Doctor: We can contact the Omega Rescue Center and force the father of the child to marry you.Xia Yi coldly refused: No need. The doctor was heartbroken: Omega, who cannot marry the marked alpha, needs to rely on inhibitors throughout his life. Do you know how stupid is this, kid?Xia Yi took it for granted: You are the stupid!Why is this kind of thing that can be solved by killing the marker directly become so complicated!Friend Heinz froze: ?!!!_________JUST IN CASE, THIS STORY IS:✓ PURELY MTL(means this is not edited, so expect the incorrect pronouns, indents, and grammatical errors. :D)✓ FOR OFFLINE PURPOSE ONLY ( just uploaded here for my smooth offline reading)✓ Do Not Report, Do Not Vote, Just Read✓ DISCLAIMER: I do not own the cover nor the story, this is all for offline reading.✓ All Rights and Credits to the original author, google translator, and link(s)
![Something stupid [ Xu Minghao]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/222427293.jpg "Something stupid [ Xu Minghao]")
Something stupid [ Xu Minghao]
yeahh a short minghao ff (waffle)I wrote this because of something that I want to cherishNahhh enjoy+18 to spice things up
𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻, 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘭𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘯
𝘙𝘦𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘓𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘏𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘮.