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a change of a human//Levi Ackerman x Ghoul! reader
you were born in a world of titans and ghouls. a killer you were back then, but after being captured by commander Smith, you became part of the survey corps.no one was able to believe you, the happy, cheerful, and bubbly girl was a murder.but later you were kidnapped and experimented on.what could happen?I don't own attack on titan only the horrible plotted story.this might be my first long stories I made, I hope you all enjoy.Edit:I'll have to do some errors on the story but. Not sure when since I am doing a few other books.please forgive for the errors
MHA/BNHA Reacts to Bizarre Things by Owen Clanboy Jr.
(11-26-2020) (Warning: This story is mostly on my OC's family more than the Dekuverse, sorry) The Gods are what watch the people from many Universes and protect them all from destruction and sometimes would bring people to react to things. The thing that the Gods like to do is to celebrated their daily tradition that is to bring people to go watch many things of randomness and possibilities that could've happened in their world for as long as they want.
The Mistaken Identity's Revenge (Book 1 Identity Series)
"Aspen, you'll pay for double crossing us" the tall Greek God like guy seethed. Holding his gun firmly in his grip directed at my head. "you'll regret this bitch" the blonde snapped. The guy to the main guy's left was still clutching his broken nose, courtesy of moi. A glare plastered on his face. Aspen this, Aspen that. My whole fucking life I've been mistaken for the devil spawn. My 'perfect' twin Sister Aspen. This did it. I snapped. I finally snapped, and it only took getting fucking kidnapped! "for the last fucking time.... I AM NOT FUCKING ASPEN! THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT WE LOOK THE SAME AND WE SHARED THE SAME WOMB FOR NINE MONTHS!"I threw my arms up in the air in exasperation. "quit fucking lying Aspen, we know it's you, you really think we're that stupid?" the red headed guy, said. "I. Am. Not. Aspen." I seethe. "are we actually buying this? The Blonde asked. "for fuck sake. She is my twin, BUT I hate her with every cell in my body." They laugh."you're all so fucking thick. If Aspen was on fire and I had a whole fire truck full of water, I would stick the hose down my throat and drown myself before I did anything to help her." ........Aspen Clarke-Miss popular, loved by everyone, perfect daughter, incredibly stupid, slutty, rich, snobby, bitch, walking STI, favourite past time? - making her younger genius twin sister's life a living hell. Cassidy Clarke-Always been in her sister's shadow, graduating highschool at age twelve, speaking dozen of languages, being a child prodigy and genius was never enough for her parents. Cassidy grew up hating her twin sister Aspen, who made her life a living hell. Not a normal sibling rivalry but a deep seeding hatred towards one another.So what happens when Cassidy is mistaken for Aspen and then kidnapped? Well Cassidy embraces the opportunity to tear Aspen's life apart the same way she did hers even before her life began.~story is unedited, mature content ie. sex, action+humour
Habits
Marina Duck is many things. She's the eldest of the Duck siblings and the only niece to Donald Duck. She's fair, just, incredibly loyal, and can be a bit cheeky. But overall, she wants to keep her family safe. But when thrown into a world of high-stake adventuring, long lost relatives, and repressed memories, not to mention secret agencies, superheros, and high-tec laboratories, she begins to realize that the world is a whole lot more dangerous than she originally thought.
The Adventures of me! Saiki's missing hair strand
As Kusuo was doing his daily normal human things, me and a few of my siblings desperately tried to cling on to the only hold we have, the scalp. I knew I was going to crumble sooner or later, I just didn't want it to be now. It doesn't matter if I live till the end of Kusuo's life or get banished, sent outside to the unknown. Even if I did live until the end, no matter choices the outcome will always end with me, disintegrated into ashes.The adventures of me! Saiki's missing hair.And no, I do not have powers.(This is a crack story please don't take this seriously)Cover photo by me :)
![Desolate [Pokémon Arven x Protagonist]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/332825790.jpg "Desolate [Pokémon Arven x Protagonist]")
Desolate [Pokémon Arven x Protagonist]
I crossed my arms. "Lemme guess. You'd do anything to see him happy," I mocked. "She's delusional. I'm helping Arven's partner. Of course, he's happy about seeing Mabosstiff getting better, and I'm happy I'm helping their relationship and helping someone feel better." My Pokémon blinked at each other, clearly knowing something I didn't. "'Doing something crazy'. Do you think fighting titans for an incredibly powerful herb is crazy?" I asked Quaxwell. He nodded immediately, and I scoffed. I sat down at the edge of my bed and chuckled. "Her and her insane scenarios. When Mabosstiff fully heals, would Arven be the type of person to take time out of a wonderful moment to turn to me, reach out his hands to grab both of mine, look me in the eyes...." I felt my cheeks crack a smile as I thought about him again, the few times I've seen him completely break through his threatening persona and brighten the entire room with his sweet and excited energy. "He has such brilliant, stunning, shimmery eyes. I've never seen such a lovely turquoise color in all my life." I held my own hand and grazed my thumb with my other, deep in the fantasy. "He'd give me that adorable little laugh he did earlier today and tell me: 'You're amazing, Lugosi. I mean that. I'm so happy I met you...."I froze in realization. My Pokémon were all wearing a look of disappointment with how long it took me to figure it out. "Great Arceus... I have a crush on Arven."❥๑━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━๑❥Pure romance. No lemons, no smut, the only curse word used is "damn" and the a-word once but otherwise, completely kid-friendly.Cover by me :)❥๑━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━๑❥
Double Black
Soukoku oneshots because I'm in love with them. Posted on AO3 in a series named 'Double Black',, by the account: xxalwayssofiaJoin the discord server: https://discord.gg/cYQTsctEXMSpotify playlist for this series named: double black by xxalwayssofia(Will continue to update, but marked complete as its a collection of oneshots)
Fnaf On Weed
This is my version of the stupidity of fnaf and Fnaf on crack and I hope it's better than the tittle
Cry-Baby
I wiped my eyes once again to see deep piercing green ones looking down at me. More tears came as I saw the root of my anger, and I stood up pushing past him. I tried to run but got pulled back by a hand grabbing my wrist. "What happened?" Clyde demanded angrily. "Get off of me!" I growled and pried his fingers off my wrist and continued to the bathroom. Once inside I went into a stall and grabbed some toilet paper to wipe my face. Why was I always crying?I heard the door open and I tried to contain my sniffling so that they wouldn't hear. Then I looked down to see the feet and saw Clyde crawling under my stall. ~~~~~Alexa Moore is a crybaby. She can't deal well with her emotions; if she is frustrated, angry, sad, mad, or hurt she can't help but cry. She hates that she always feels the need to cry and tries to stay happy by being unconfrontational, and staying away from jerks.Clyde Wood is seemingly heartless. Through the bad, sad, hurtful, and pissing situations he appears to be tougher than nails. Sure he is happy most times, but in the eyes of many he is a heartless jerk that picks on everyone. If it wasn't for his great looks he'd probably be with the Gothic kids, not the popular ones. That, and he made a hobby of being a player.Alexa meeting Clyde was definitely a recipe for disaster, causing her to shed more tears than in her entire 17 years. The year goes from good to bad to good to bad, and end bad? With so much heart churning events, will there really be a rainbow after the storm?
My Life In Code
Passport? Check. Book of maps to every country in the world? Check. The world's best treasure hunting dad and the most incredible stepmom? Check.My amazing boyfriend Max who I hadn't seen in over five months? Check!The new crazy guy who's after us? Ugh, check. And my new baby sister who will be here in just a few weeks? Oh, my gosh, check!Call me, Callie Landon, crazy and I'd have to totally agree. How could I not be when I lived with the people that I did? Since Brielle was pregnant, we put our life of travel and treasure hunting on hold for just a little while. But once Dad found another lost treasure that was just too good to pass up, we had to go. The treasure? It was the Nazi gold that was lost after World War II. Today, it was worth almost forty billion dollars. Yeah, that's billion with a B. And since my baby sister was going to be popping out in just a few weeks, Max and I were going to be the ones doing most of the work. Along with Max's best friends Ben and Drew, who were going to help us along the way, it was sure to be fun. Especially when you've got another guy wanting the treasure and government agents on your tail. It was going to be one crazy adventure.Then again, it always was in the world of treasure hunting.(Book 2 in the My Life Series)
![BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/198338835.jpg "BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]")
BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [Finished!]
SEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1!To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you.qWell, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so....yes
King the Player
What if King fucked everyone in the Seven Deadly Sins? This is just a story that me and my friend Annalise made at 2 in the morning. This isn't actually smut and I can guarantee that you'll laugh reading this!
𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀 :)
Just your friendly neighborhood oneshots featuring Peter Parker, the Avengers, and occasionally the Guardians! Most of them are ✨special✨ Guess what I don't own? Marvel! ⚠️warning i wrote this when i was younger so they're really cringey⚠️
You've Got Mail
I get emails everyday, so I decided to make a collection of them. Check them out!DISCLAIMER: ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RELEVANT MAILERS. I JUST COLLECT THE EMAILS.
Random Art/Stuff
Season 7! Lets go! Heads up guys this is filled with thoughts, art, anime stuff, ect :'>
The Freesia Chronicles
Amaryllis really didn't want powers. She doesn't want more family, and she definitely doesn't want to go hiking through a magical world on any stupid adventure. Alstroemeria does want powers. She likes her new family. And frankly, the magical world brings out the blue in her eyes anyways. Allium is really tired of babysitting a grumpy, vain teen and her hyperactive bubbly sister. Cedar really wants the new kids to feel at home. Even when his relationship is crashing and burning and the new girl stepped on his foot. On purpose. Thyme doesn't really know what's happening. It's okay because he can kinda chop wood. Protea thinks the new girls kinda cute. Coriander is going through some stuff. He's trying his best. Still awkward though. He would probably push a door that says pull. But whatever, the cliche mysterious vibe is kinda working out for him. Laurel ran out to grab some skittles and lowkey never came back.
Veil of Vengeance
"I-I'm sorry. Please, I didn't mean-""Sorry?" Alessandro cut him off, his voice dripping with disdain. "Sorry doesn't fix the fact that you put your filthy hands where they didn't belong. You should have known better."The man's eyes widened in terror as Alessandro stepped closer, the sound of his polished shoes echoing off the cold concrete floor. He tried to crawl backward, but there was nowhere to go."You made one unforgivable error," Alessandro continued, his voice growing colder with each word. "You thought you could touch what's mine."He crouched down, his face inches from the man's. "No one touches Isabella Rossi. No one even looks at her with bad intentions and lives to tell the tale. Do you understand?"The man nodded frantically, tears streaming down his face. "Please, I won't-I'll never-"Alessandro's lips curled into a smile, but it was devoid of any warmth. "You won't do anything. Because you won't be breathing long enough to make another mistake"._____________________________________________Author's NoteHey everyone I would be uploading next chapters every Monday. If this get more recognition, I could upload next chapters early too.Thank you♥️
![Doomsday Wonderland Vol. 8: Heaven Underworld (856-1023) [Complete]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/343718691.jpg "Doomsday Wonderland Vol. 8: Heaven Underworld (856-1023) [Complete]")
Doomsday Wonderland Vol. 8: Heaven Underworld (856-1023) [Complete]
All credits to the author, N. Heller, who wrote the original in Chinese.The cover used is actually the cover for the official comic.---This translation was not copied from another site. If you see it posted anywhere else, it was without our knowledge.
Josephine
The year is 1960. Princess Josephine Anna Maria Price of America has her whole life laid out before her eyes. She is the heir apparent to the Imperial throne of the largest superpower the world has ever seen, stretching across six of the seven continents. She has the intention of living peacefully and only ascending to the throne in her middle-ages, as her mother and father are still quite young. She may be ten, but the sophisticated, organized young girl already knows how she will live her life. That's just her way of doing things. She's a planner. Until everything changes in one day. In one day, she is thrust upon the throne, younger than she was ever prepared for. Now she must face the challenges of greedy nobles, assassins, rebels, and her family's dark past all while juggling the daunting fears of marriage and childbirth.Will she rise like a phoenix out of the ashes of the Imperial Americana? Or will she crumble and fall-like everyone thinks she will?**************************************************Completed! ******Reviews From Readers******"I have very much enjoyed reading this story. The alternate timeline is interesting. The characters are well written and believable. Josephine is a story I would recommend to anyone who enjoys historical fiction," -@Asher_LOATM"I really did enjoy it. It has so many twists, cliffhangers and it keeps you on your toes. If I could I would have read it in a single sitting it's that interesting," -@yupitsmethegeek"Its really good! Very solid backstory and well composed characters, and an engaging plot and lots of heartbreak! Im prolly gonna get trust issues from this! :D i havent read the entire novel, but im certainly looking forward to finishing it," -@cuteferret11
Creepypasta truths and dare// Creepypasta on crack//
ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS!!!! And I will add your creepypasta oc if I am asked to. For one chapter.Please make sure to ask questions if you read my story thank very much
Percy Jackson, the Embodiment of Hope.
Percy's life went to hell. Over 80 years ago for him, he was battered, beaten, and hurt worse by those he called friends. With his parents gone and his final chance at a new life burnt, he leaves. He gets an offer and takes it, leaving Earth and the few left that he loves to begin a new life.He gains a new family and friends, old and new.80 years later, he returns to save those he loves, to (maybe) rekindle friendships, and to reunite with the Moon.This is a Percy Jackson fanfic. Pictures and characters I use are not mine unless specified.
![The misadventures of a Main Character [Complete]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/52201321.jpg "The misadventures of a Main Character [Complete]")
The misadventures of a Main Character [Complete]
***Previously Wattpad Featured Story***Meet your run-of-the-mill protagonist: Main Character. In this fantasy (spoof) of an epic adventure, Main embarks on a quest to conquer the world, guided only by the words of a drunkard, and a bolt of red lightning. It soon becomes clear that the twelve-foot troll travelling with him is only the start of his increasingly bizarre list of sidekicks. Rising to villainy is harder than it looks, Main realizes; plot twists give him vertigo, and hard work is migraine-inducing. But still, there's a world to conquer, fangirls to run from, and love to fall slave to. What could possibly go wrong? COMPLETED
I Learned Your Pulse
Hogwarts is a welcoming place when you've never seen it littered with corpses; when you've never seen the lights fading from a person's eyes, when you've never heard the screams that echoed through the air. Of course, very few of the people there haven't seen it like that. Nightmares wreak havoc among Draco and Hermione, and they're tired of trying to fight the memories off. Couple that with the Triwizard Tournament and you've got a really tiring year ahead of you.The Goblet of Fire, however, has been slightly broken since Harry won the last tournament. And so, with each school in the Great Hall when names are to be chosen, it conjures up the names of two people who did put their names in and the image of one who didn't. And Hermione is that one.From lethifolds to a trip into the Forbidden Forest, the Tournament creates new relationships and rips apart old ones. Nobody feels safe. And with good reason; what lurks in the Forbidden Forest is something that could cause the fall of the wizarding world as we know it.
Kuroshitsuji on Crack
Black Butler moments if everyone was on crack basically (including edits and memes)Not meant to be taken seriously. Each chapter is mad short like Levi AckermanYup an aot reference on a black butler story 👆
Tags Rants Art
I draw like a maniac just as much as I write...I might as well show you all. xDAnd I rant just as much. :P
Keep on Hoping ~ The 100 Fanfic ~ Book 2
It's been many weeks since we, the prisoners of the Ark, were sent to Earth. Sent to see if the radioactive planet was survivable, or sent to die. To our luck it was. But there are others who live there. These people attacked us and killed more then half of our people. Two members of our group, Raven and Jasper, set up rockets that killed all of these grounders, but their rockets also killed the wounded members of the 100, including Bellamy and Finn. I and the rest of our group are taken captive by the mysterious Mountain Men. The only place we've ever felt safe. Can we finally live peacefully on Earth, or is the nice clothes and chocolate cake too good to be true?• • • After what happened at Mount Weather, after what I did, things can never go back to the way they were. In fear, and guilt, I leave the newly named Arcadia, and go to Polis, the capital of the grounders. For four months I stay there, training the nightbloods who will take Lexa's place as commander when she dies. When Octavia Blake comes riding through the gates of Polis, she tells me that the long forgotten Farm Station is back, and Octavia doesn't trust them. I decide to return to Arcadia, where a new threat has entered my home. And that threat isn't the one that everyone thinks it is. But that isn't all that I find when she returns home. I find someone I never thought I'd see again, Bellamy Blake. Can I and the rest of the remaining 100 stop the threat that could destroy the world? Or, has the never ending battle just begun?This is a The 100 fanfic. I do not own any of the characters or plot except for the ones I make up and the plot changes I make to fit my story line. All things I do not change are owned by Kass Morgan, The 100, And the CW Network. This is also the sequel to my first book Earth Bound, so make sure to read that too. And don't forget to watch The 100 Wednesdays on the CW Network.