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Oh Gods! (A Brick x Jason x Stapler fic)
"Piper,I need to tell you something really important.........I think I love somebody else"Jason said,looking guilty."WHAT?!?"Who will win the love of Jason Grace?Will it be the stapler?Or will it be the brick?(Or is it a plate of lasagna? Wut?! XD)Read today to find out! (You can read tomorrow too......)Well,This is a completely random and hilarious crack fic with a lot of pathetic plot twists and silly cat fights......Read at your own risk!! XD
![ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴏɴᴇ ʙᴀᴅᴀss sᴛᴀᴘʟᴇʀ [𝚏.𝚑 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/281470527.jpg "ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴏɴᴇ ʙᴀᴅᴀss sᴛᴀᴘʟᴇʀ [𝚏.𝚑 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜]")
ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴏɴᴇ ʙᴀᴅᴀss sᴛᴀᴘʟᴇʀ [𝚏.𝚑 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜]
꧁cue fives voice crack꧂☂︎︎Five Hargreeves Imagines ☕︎︎She/her pronouns usedYes I take requests 😌I DO NOT OWN THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY
Eggsy and Roxy
After becoming Kingsman's top two agents, Eggsy and Roxy are sent on another of many team missions. Their friendship is put to the test when they are faced with a mission that takes an unexpected turn. A Reggsy fanfic Cover art by DominicDrawsArt on DeviantArt
The Empire's Snare: A Rogue One Fanfiction
Jyn Erso and Captain Cassian Andor embrace as a wave of death rushes towards them. The wind howls and the sky is so bright. Any minuet their lives will be crushed.Suddenly a ship zooms to a stop beside them. A young imperial officer's terrified face is before them with an outstretched hand. "Come on!" He screams.Cover by the incredible: @AFictionAddiction
Ask the stapler
Hello my little staples you get to ask meh questionsDONT FORGET TO DARE ME TO DO THINGS TOO
Where Am I? An Angles Of Death Story
An Y/n x Zack story..There will be cursing if your not comfortable I don't recommend reading this..And spoilers for angels of death.Y/n an 18 year old girl, a foul mouth and a bit of an airhead, wakes up sitting in a chair somewhere she isn't familiar with. Behind her a window, the weather is cloudy with a fake bright moon. .She's not alone. A girl named Rachel is in the same position as her. .After visiting floor B6 everything changes, where Y/N doesn't Know if it's for the best or not. With Rachel asking a serial killer, Zack to kill her. He tags along using them for him to leave. But what do I want after, freedom right? What dose he get from me leaving?.DISCLAIMER I do not own angels of death nor the characters, I don't make money off of this book I'm writing for fun and seeing if I can make a career out of it. And any artwork or images aren't mine and are from their rightful creators.Don't repost this story without my permission
~Staple my broken heart~ Stapler x reader
(this is a collab with @greenparadox07 go check them out!) You have recently faced a depressing breakup from air-freshener-kun. You and your heart is torn to shreds but when the handsome stapler-Kun appears will you fall in love again? What in the actual f**k am I doing
Theodore Bagwell imagines
Theodore Bagwell imagines and gifsI tried to make this gender neutral but in certain scenarios I will make it male since it is a male prison T-Bag is in#1 in michealschofield 28/03/2023#77 in gifs 8/05/2022
The Bastard Queen
The common folk call her their Bastard Queen,The historians know her in history as the Targaryen Temptress.When Alyssa Targaryen becomes the wife of Aegon Targaryen,they will all beg for mercy at her feet while the dragon flames fly around them.She is only a Targaryen after all...#1 in rhaenatargaryen 16/05/2024#2 in houseofthedragons 2/01/2023#2 in bastard 18/02/2023#2 in got 10/04/2023#24 in aegontargaryen 15/03/2023#26 in cousins 25/03/2023#27 in hotd 24/04/2023#32 in daemontargaryen 14/05/2023#36 in houseofthedragon 15/03/2023#39 in asoiaf 25/02/2024#56 in targaryens 20/03/2023#82 in dragons 17/03/2023#88 in gameofthrones 03/02/2023
Gosh. Staplers. I am ranting.
Just me ranting about stuff that bothers the fridge out of me. but hilarious.
Jason Is In Love With A Brick And A Stapler
It's a Brick x Stapler x Jason fanfic. I think they are quite funny so I tried to do one.I've read way too much Brason fanfiction today and this came to my mind.I know it's crappy *sighed*[#17 in brason][#2 in stapler]
Rolling Stones | Lost In Space
Alexis Lauriel never expected for her life to turn from a quiet life on the Ukrainian countryside to one hurtling through the very boundaries of outer space. A disastrous crash leaving her stranded on a random planet, Alexis has no choice but to turn to the famed Robinsons for help - something she told herself she'd never do."Just this once.""You're the boss!"
The Stapler: A Flash Of Dread
A horror flash fiction about an office worker who hates stapling.
" That's One Badass Stapler" Aidan Gallagher and Five Hargreeves Imagines
If you love Aidan Gallagher you have come to the "write" place! Get it? Lol i crack myself up I take requestsI can do anything you ask:SmutFluffAUs
Just Friends
Ant and Dec's relationship is questionable, but seriously, they are just friends. Series of oneshots
Warriors Couples
Here I will list the most shipped couples and let you guys vote on who you like best! :3
all my poetry
Mostly this is me being the little emo Shite i am, it will have swearing,and dark themes so younger users beware
The Enchanted Stapler: A Halloween Tale of Unity and Magic
In the sleep suburban neighborhood of Maplewood, Halloween takes on a magical twist when a curious young girl named Emily discovers a mysterious stapler with enchanting powers. As Emily embarks on a quest to bring her imaginative costume to life, she unintentionally draws the attention of her grumpy neighbor, Mr. Thompson. Together, they witness the neighborhood transform into a whimsical wonderland, sparking conversations, laughter, and an unexpected bond. In this captivating tale, Emily and Mr. Thompson navigate a world where the boundaries between reality and imagination blur. As the enchanted stapler brings Halloween decorations to life, the neighborhood undergoes a profound transformation, uniting previously estranged neighbors in a shared sense of wonder and joy. Conversations blossom, friendships form, and the spirit of Halloween permeates every corner of Maplewood.With each chapter, readers are invited to delve deeper into a story filled with unexpected connections, magical encounters, and the enduring power of community. As Emily and Mr. Thompson's relationship evolves from complaint-filled encounters to shared appreciation for the extraordinary, they discover that the stapler not only alters their lives but also changes the course of their own personal journeys. This heartwarming and imaginative fan fiction weaves a tale of unity, friendship, and the extraordinary potential hidden within the simplest of objects. The Enchanted Stapler invites readers to embrace the magic of Halloween, reminding us all that in the darkest corners, unexpected enchantment can lead to lasting connections and a renewed sense of community.
The Brilliance of Being Alone: 1
Valerie Lambercht has always grown up within the confines of her dingy orphanage walls, entertained by nothing but a pencil and a blank wall. On the farthest edge of the happy and healthy kingdom of Corona, she never was really able to interact with the village, with her rare visitors being spooked away by her 'crazy' ways. As she grows up, she begins to fit in with her one and only friend, Varian, after being kicked out of the orphanage due to her apparent hallucinations that would scare the younger children. Due to her only having close ties to this one guy, she gets easily wrapped up in the shenanigans of his life...*I OWN NO CHARACTERS FROM THE 'TANGLED THE SERIES' SHOW
First Dance
They boys are always trying to make each other laugh. Why would their first dance be any different?
The Switch
"I mean, we're pretty much the same person anyway. The only difference is I'm taller now."