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The Wish (Loki fanfiction)

Lily is a 21 year old girl she wants nothing more than to escape her boring life as a the manger of a cafe in New York. But what no one knows is she has a secret power, she is capable of figuring one's fears and weaknesses. She visits her friend from college, Jane, and there she meets Loki and Thor and she starts to fall in love with the God of mischief. Its then she starts to see what she can do. She has one wishHer wish to be herself.

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so anyways

random images I have saved on my phone(most people have these, might as well join)

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Kakavege One-shots

Yep. Just some ideas I don't feel think turning into books. Yet. Maybe. Depends. As you can tell I've been really out of it when it comes to posting, sorry.Anyways, hope you lovelies enjoy and I'll post as often as possible my beautiful and/or handsome readers and writers!The characters in this story are not mine. The rightful owners are FUNimation, Toei animation, FujiTV, and Akira Toriama. On to the one-shots!

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Human. |Connor x reader|

A new detective of detroit police is assigned a case of investigating deviant androids with a scruffy old man and a machine..Just a machine..Right? You get closer with the man and the android, along the way start to feel something for the calm nurturing machine.

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Stuff I have on my phone

Random thing I have that doesn't make sense.

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They all said the name of a mythical creature one night and everything started spiraling downwards. Kira no longer knows if it's just one friend acting weird or if it's two. Along with Kori, she'll figure it out.32K words.

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KiyoKei (Y2 Rewrite)

Ayanokouji Kiyotaka is now a second-year and he has the motive to reach Class A, as he originally didn't care either way.Still, he wants to learn how to feel emotions. And the way he does so is with Karuizawa Kei, his classmate and girlfriend.With nobody knowing about his relationship with Kei, he must balance love and exams.This is a rewrite of the ongoing arc of the second year in 'Classroom of the Elite'. More KiyoKei focused. I have not completed any of the second-year novels so none of the canon from Y2V1 and Y2V2 applies here. I do not own anything but this fan-fiction.

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Mating season {Kakavege}

Once every five years on a certain season of fate. Saiyans of mature age from around any and all universes gather together... for sex. Yep. That's right. I feel especially bad for the submissives. Why? Well guess you'll have to figure out when reading the book. Yes this is a kakavege meaning seme goku x uke vegeta. If you don't know what that means it means vegeta's a bottom while goku tops. Lots n lots of lemon 🍋. I will mark the Lemon chapters with a couple Lemons 🍋.I unfortunately do not own the characters in this story. I only claim this story itself as I wrote it. The rightful owners are Akira Toriyama, Fuji tv, FUNimation, and Toei animation. Enjoy my smuty fluffstuffs!

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Coerced Wedlock

( OPH series #2 )Mehul is a handsome, decent, nice young man, he is forced to marry the daughter of his father's friend as they were betrothed to each other. Who gets betrothed in this century? He marry her with a promise to himself that she would regret that she married him.Megha is very beautiful, smart, witty, talented and feisty.They start their marriage with hating eachother and gradually fall in love.....Let's enjoy their journey with them...

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Remember, Everything Will Be Alright

Dan's life is forever changed when his plan to have a child at the same time as his best friend Harry goes awry. The community Dan finds in his newlywed husband Phil along with Harry and his boyfriend Louis is what gets him through his roughest holiday yet.

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A poem of some sort (PruCan)

A poem residing on the ship of PruCanSome romance and humor thrown in but pretty much focusing on angst on the last part so prepare some tissues.I guess I was just bored ( Lol, isn't that everyone's excuse? ) so I made this :) Enjoy everyone. Hast a la pasta~ xxxVH2.7

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Boxes Of Chocolate (Yaoi fanfiction)

A FFVII yaoi Fanfiction. Genesis has a candy problem. Good thing Cloud is a sugar addict.

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Reed900 Oneshots

Just some reed900 oneshots because they're so perfect. Give my other story some love while I write these as well!

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Precious things

As the group continues to travel through Kalos something bad happens.Serena loses one of her most precious things in her life. Serena becomes sad and upset about what ash did.Is Ash able to fix what he has done wrong?Check profile for more information about updatesRead and find out what happens !!Attention!! First Fanfiction!!AMOURSHIPPING !!!!

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Sodomites Have a Thing for Angels: a Good Omens Fanfic

-1906 BC, Cities of the Plain, Sodom-Aziraphale finds out that Sodom is about to be destroyed, and rushes in to save Crawly. There's an angry mob.

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Tmnt Truth Or Dare

There's a lot of parts....and this is a simple truth or dare book with tmnt,April,Casey,mast we r splinter,me,my sister and my friends.....so yeah.....please read and truth or dare us on the comments below........makkie out!!

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The Warriors Of Aeledge~A New World

"Welcome to Aeledge, the haven for the children of the Spirits and other such beasts and majestics."Jasper's dream made no sense but when a strange girl and boy intrude into school, the puzzle pieces start to fit together. Both boys, Hearth and Jasper jump into a new world with new rules and new powers.When they find out they are part of an ancient and fated prophecy, things go haywire. Will they be able to save the Seven Worlds? Or will all come to an end to a new story for... Him.(All characters and plot belong to me! The pictures used in the book belong to their rightful owners)

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Zane~Chan,

Zane x Kawaii~Chan know each other from high school, but as you get older, somethings change, and things happen. Zane was abused as a child, and Kawaii~Chan wants to find love, though they may be polar opposites, they do have somethings in common, and like some say, opposites attract.

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(ON HOLD) The Forgotten Android (Connor x Reader) Detroit: Become Human

"Perhaps the time has come for us to consider that androids are a new form of intelligent life. One thing's for certain, these events in Detroit, have changed the world forever."After the events of 2038, freedom for all androids was granted. The world went through a dramatic shift, where androids and humans became accepted on even playing fields. However, centuries passed, and humanity realized the overwhelming power of the androids, that threatened their own. Humans tried to take back their power, but it was far too late. The strongest of the androids stole control from humanity piece by piece, until the humans had been reduced to being slaves for the machines. With androids being in power, the world was thrust into a new era, the era of the android.In the year 2596, Detroit, now known as Jericho, has become ruled over by androids. The highest androids are ones who have lived for centuries, some rumored from even the time of the conquering. When you get captured by the rulers of the androids, you are thrust into a world so far and distant from your own. Later, you descend into the basement of the building, and find remnants of a whole other world, including a being long forgotten, left in the recesses of time.---Female pronouns used!!Genres of drama, fantasy, action and romance. There are darker themes in this book, and foul language. The storyline of this book is a story from my imagination, but it includes the characters from 'Detroit Become Human'.This is a work of fanfiction based off the game Detroit: Become Human. The characters in the story are owned by David Cage and the creators of Detroit: Become Human. 'The Forgotten Android' is a story told from my imagination and it is for entertainment purposes only.

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Secretly Not A Nerd

Lea Smith is known throughout Lee County High as the schools nerd who always wears beanies. She has few friends and the schools most popular people, the cheerleaders and football players, have taken a special interest in trying to make her life a living hell. But away from everybody Lea turns into a completely different girl. She weird and loud and crazy but she doesn't want anyone to know because of what happened in her previous school.But what happens when the cheerleaders and the football players, who have been bullying her find out her little secret?

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 It wasn't me (MHA Prison au)

Well you read the title its an mha au where there in prison. Jk there's a little more than that but not much.Midoriya is accused of a murder that he didn't commit and is sentenced to prison for 25 years. Will he survive by the time he's out or will he be driven crazy and stay longer than he needs too or be proven innocent. I don't know read to fucking find out.

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Picture Book with Little Stories!!!

Random pics with small short things that might make you laugh!!! (I'm Lloyd so if it has writing with no name, that is me, Lloyd!!!)

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*(>¡ Nobody Said A Happily Ever Would Be Easy < &=& > EMPIERES SMP SEASON 1¡<)*

[ What If. . . What If, Scott's WISH Turned Out correct, exept... There was ONE Mishaps?][Btw, I will update this description end of 10 chapter!! Just to bc!! :D]¤°¡CHAPTERS¡°¤1-' I Guess Some Things Turn Out, DIFFERENTLY, Than You'd Think?2-' A Lifetime Of Apologizes3-' How To Apologize 101 _by_ Xornoth4-' Well.. Fuck!!5-' Your Honor, The Defendant Was Corrupted!! But I'm Not Their Lawer-6-' Jail Time... Jail Sucks Ass-7-' Visitor!? . . . Of The Ex Kind-8-' Silly 2nd Visit!! . . . Wait- The Ex is STILL Coming??9-' 3rd Visit. C'MON JOE- Oh? Apologies?°¡☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆¡°10-' XOXO, KISSSES + HUGS!!°¡☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆¡°{~☆ I Will Update When I post Chapter 10 ☆~}

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The Blue Pigeons

This is a story about a horrible group of asassions. Their goal is to wipe out humanity. They start by killing as many women as possible. There is a way to stop this. The leader of this group of murders promised if a certain girl was turned in and killed in the likes of them, then this would all end. That girl is young Maya whose friend, Chloe, will not let this happen. She refuses to believe this is reality. But it is. Who will die, Maya? Or will it be every human on earth. The choice is up to Chloe. Let hope she makes the right one.

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Kakavege?

What happens when the wives of the two strongest saiyan idiots find out about kakavege? Well you'll know when the time comes. BUT. Let me tell you this. Bulma and Chichi don't read fluff. Well they do, they love it too. But can you guess what they read all the damn time? Yep, you guessed it, smut! And no not the beginner "Please be gentle" (although that is a classic) but the hard "Fuck me and fuck me hard". And did I tell you when they do such beautiful/dirty acts? When said saiyans leave to train!Remember when I said "What happens when the wives of the two strongest saiyan idiots finds out about kakavege?"? Well they ship them. Hard. Read to find out if the two earthling girls can get them together or not. Or don't. I don't know. Enjoy

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Pepper Spray

After making a bet with Grape that you could beat Wolf Keum in a fight, you meet up with Wolf and use underhanded tactics to win. A win is a win, and a free lunch is a free lunch.

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